A FREE SAM PULLZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN ME TOONA BUT KNOT CUZIN DAIZ 
ORE ME BROTHER MACKERULL

DAI$Y: YOU KNOW, WE'VE HEARD THAT

LINE SO MUCH IT'S NO LONGER EVEN

STUPID

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: WELL THEN NEXT WEEK DUE KNOT

LISTEN TA ME

DAI$Y: DEAL

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: AZ EYE WAZ KNOT SAYIN 
COZ EYE WAZ ROOD LEE INTERUPTED 
WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 
WITH R SPESH GUEST TWO NITE

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

DAI$Y: CRANKEE ASS IS OUR SPONSOR OR

WAS WHY ARE THEY NOW THE GUEST I ASK

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: SINZ EWE R KNOT LISTENIN 
CUZIN DAIZ ORE EWE MACKERULL

EYE SHALL KNOT ANSWER 
CUZ EWE R KNOT LISTENIN

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW 
FOUND IT SELF SCATTERED

A BOUT DE FLOOR DE OTHER DAY 

LIKE IT IZ ALL DE TIME


THANX TA SUM ONE 
WHO CANNA EAT OUTTA DE DISH

BUT GRABZ IT WITH HIS TOEZ 
N EATZ IT OFF HIZ PAW 
AND DE FLOOR { MACKERULL }

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZZ AND AZ EYE WAS LOOKIN 
AT DE CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW 
ALL OVER DE FLOOR 

AN EYE DEA POPPED INTA ME HEAD 
TA MAKE ONE OH THOZ
CONNECT DE DOTZ WHAT CHA CALLZ IT

EYE EVEN TOLL DAIZ 
TA COME OVER & PLAY ALONG

DAI$Y: AND I DID BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE SHOPPING MALL

WASN'T OPEN

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZZZZ & ANY WAY 
HEERZ R ART PEECEZ WE CALL 

CONNECT DE KIBBLE

& IF EWE WOOD LIKE TA PLAY A LONG 
FEEL FREE TA DOWN LOAD

THIZ FREE SAMPULLZ SEEN BEE LOW 

 THIZ FURST PEECE WAZ DID BYE CUZIN DAIZ

DAI$Y: I CALLED IT GOING TO THE SHOPPING MALL WITH MY HANDBAG AT READY SO GET OUT OF MY WAY 
RIGHT SIDE PROFILE

TUNA: KNOT BAD BUT MINEZ BETTER 

EYE CALLZ THIZ PEECE 
BLUE GILZ SWIMMIN DOWN STREEM 
WITHA BARN EE CULL ON HIZ SIDE

DAI$Y: THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY 17 YEARS I ASSUME MACKERULL YOU CAN DO BETTER

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

*******

MACKERULL: & HEERZ ME HANDEE WERK:

TUNA & DAI$Y:  WHAT DE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

ALL RITIE THEN

PLEEZ JOIN UZ NEXT TIME

ON TOONA TEE VEE

TIL THEN

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

© JUNE 24, 2020

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HAPPEE DADZ DAY TA DADZ ROUND DE GLOBE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN KNOT ME 
ORE CUZIN DAIZ 
ORE EVEN MACKERULL

BUT R DADZ !!!

PLEEZ NOTE ♫♫♪♪

THAT R DADZ

R KNOT ACT SHOO A LEE

IN DE STOO DEE OH

EVEN THO THEY CAN STAY 6 FEETZ A PART

SINZ THEY IZ MOST LEE

THAT LONG ALL REDDY PLUZ SUM

BUT R STEW DEE OH IZ ONLEE 
4 BYE 3

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID

WE WOOD LIKE TA GIVE SHOUT OUTZ

N SHOUTIN WE WILL BEE

SEW R DADZ CAN HEER UZ

N WE WOOD LIKE TA GIVEZ SHOUT OUTZ 

TA DADZ ROUND DE GLOBE 

FOR THIZ DADZ DAY

IN THIZ DAMNED CRAZED YEER OH 2020

FURST UP DAIZ' DAD

LEO

DAI$Y: I LOVE YOU DAD BUT I LOVE ME EVEN MORE HAPPY DAD'S DAY TO YOU💜💜
 
WHOA; AWESUM JOB CUZIN DAIZ

WHO KNEW EWE COULD YELL THAT LOUD
NEXT UP IZ MACKERULL'S DAD
 
BOB


 
MACKERULL: EYE LOVEZ EWE DAD

N HOPE YUR DAY IZ GRATE

& YA STAY OUTTA TRUBULL

UNLIKE ME🐟🐟🐟

N LAST UP IZ ME DAD

FULL MOON

SON OH QUARTER MOON

DAD TA MEE

TUNA OF MOON

TOONA; EYE LOVEZ EWE DAD 
N HOPE YUR DREEMIN OH 
PIZZA PIEZ
N DONUTZ 🍕🍕🍩🍩

TOONA: N NOW THAT WE ALL HAZ

SORR THROATZ FRUM YELLIN

WE SHALL EAT CANNED GOODZ

N DRINK A BEER 🍺🍺🍺

IN SA LOOT TA R DADZ

N DADZ EVEREE WEAR💕💕💕
HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE DE DADZ OH DE EARTH

© JUNE 17, 2020

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R GUEST HAZ FINAL LEE ARRIVED

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA 
TOONA TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 945,340, 211, 768

STARRIN YURZ TROO LEE 
ME TOONA 

N THOZ OTHER CATZ 
DAI$Y & MACKERULL

R GUEST TWO NITE
SHULDA BEEN HEER FOR DE 

GROUND HOGZ DAY "KNOT PHIL POST"

BOUT 157,653 DAYZ AGO 

HOW EVERZ

 HIM JUST NOW GETTED HEER

IF WE MAY PLEEZ HAZA ROUND OH A PLAWZ 

FOR TWO NITEZ GUEST

MIZZTER BOX T. URTEL

WELL COME BOX...PLEEZ HAZA SEET

BOX: NOE THANX

TOONA:  ??

OH KAY THEN 

EYE JUST THINKED MAY BEE

YA WANTED 

 TA TAKE A BRAKE 

AFTURR ALL THAT TRAVELIN YA DID

SEW, CAN YA TELL UZ A BIT BOUT YUR SELF

BOX: NOE THANX

TOONA: PLEEZ DUE KNOT FEEL DE KNEAD 

TA BEE SHY 

R SHOWZ KNOT THAT POP EWE LAR

DAI$Y; YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT
MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TOONA: GUEZZ WHAT EYE AM THINKIN

MACKERULL & CUZIN DAIZ

SEW BOX

WE HURD YUR KINDA LIKE PHIL 

IN THAT YA HIBERNATEZ

IN DE WINTER MONTHZ 

CAN YA TELL UZ WHAT ITZ LIKE 

TA GO TA SLEEP LIKE IN NOVEMBURR 

& WHEN YA WAKE UP YA FIND 

YA HAZ MIZZED OUT ON 
PIE DAY

CHRISTMAS, 

& NEW YEERZ
HEARTZ DAY OH LOVE

EAZTURR 

BOX : NOE THANX

TOONA: YA NOE

YUR BOUT AZ TALKATIVE 

AZ PHIL & HIZ FAMILEE

SEW BOX, WHY DE HOLD UP 

IN GETTIN HEER 

WERD IZ YA WAZ JUST COMIN 

FRUM DOWN DE STREET

SEER EE IZ LEE DOOD 

DID YA LOOSE YUR WAY

STOP FOR COFFFE 

WHAT TAKED YA SEW LONG 

N PLEEZ DUE KNOT SAY NOE THANX

BOX:NOE RUSH

 TOONA: NOE......RUSH????

MACKERULL: HEEZ GOT YA THER BIG KATOONA

TOONA: ALL RIGHTIE THEN

N THER YA HAZ IT 

'NOTHER

EPIC FAIL

INTER VEEW

PLEEZ JOIN UZ NEXT WEEK 

WHEN WE WILL BE TALKIN BOUT

WE DUE KNOT NOE WHAT

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE LEE ZURE

© JUNE 10, 2020

All Rights Reserved

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME

I mourn for a man I did not know

your family’s life

will never be the same

I mourn for a man I did not know

yet the whole world

knows your name

I mourn for a man I did not know

although you are not

the only one

I mourn for a man I did not know

will this “battle”

ever be won

I mourn for a man I did not know

and feel frustration anger

and sorrow

I mourn for a man I did not know

we all hope and pray

for a better tomorrow

I mourn for a man I did not know

will this NEVER END

the people said

I mourn for a man I did not know

only when prejudice and hatred

are dead

~~~~~~~~~~~~

George Perry Floyd Jr.

10-14-73 ~~~ 5-25-20