WE HURLED FRUM EATIN TWO MUCH HEARTZ DAY OH LOVEZ CANDEE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TWO A 
TWOOZ DAY TOONA TEE VEE
EPPA SODA
 

STARRIN ME TOONA  

BUT KNOT CUZINZ DAIZ ORE MACKERULL 

WHO BEGGED ME 

TA LET THEM COME BAK TWO DE SHOW

DAI$Y: THE ATTORNEY SAID WE WERE UNDER

CONTRACT; I DON'T HAVE THE LOOSE CASH

HANDY TO GET OUT FROM UNDER

MACKERULL: I HAZ LOOZE CASH 
EYE FINDED SUM  IN DE LAUNDRY MASHEEN  
MONEE LAUNDERIN

EYE WAZ TOLL IT WAZ

CODD MOTHER: UH, NO, BUT WE WILL LEAVE

IT AT THAT

TUNA: CAN EYE SPEEK HEER 
ORE IS THIZ DE DAI$Y

N MACKERULL SHOW

MACKERULL: WHOOZ CALLIN A PONEE 
A HORZE NOW 
HAY BIG KATOONA

TUNA: WHAT DE BE JEZUZ ~~~~

ANYWAY ON TWO NITES EPPA SODA 
OH TOONA TEE VEE 
& WITH DE FURST
DAY OH LENT BEE IN 
ON DE 26TH
 
WE IZ LOOKIN BAK IN DE PAST 
IN R MINDZ EYE 
BOUT LENTZ THAT WAZ

LENTED SUM TIME AGO

WE WANTED TA GIVE EVEREE ONE 
WATCHIN TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA 
A CAUSHUN NARRY WERD 
BOUT LENT

DE FOLLOWIN R TROO LENTEN TALEZ 
SEW PLEEZ REED ON 
WITH DISECTION

DAI$Y: IT'S DISCRETION, NOT DISSECTION

MACKERULL: EYE CANNA FOLLOW DIRECTSHUN
...WELL SORTA

TUNA: OH EM COD CAN WE GET ON WITH THIZ

EYE WILL GO FURST 
MY HORROR STOREE BOUT LENT

EYE LENT MACKERULL ME BRUSH 
& NOW ITZ FULLA COOTEEZ 
THAT WILLNA DIE 

DAI$Y: OOOH, THAT IS BAD COUSIN
BUT TOP THIS ONE 

I LENT THE NEIGHBOR ROSIE 
MY BEST HANDBAG 
WELL IT WAS THE BEST AT THAT TIME 
AND WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW NOW 
I SEE HER HOUSE IS NOT ONLY FOR SALE 
BUT SOLD 

AND SHE LEFT WITHOUT SO MUCH

AS A GOOD BYE 
I DIDN'T EVEN FIND MY HANDBAG 
TOSSED ON THE YARD 
AND TRUST ME 
I WONT FORGET WHAT I LENT

MACKERULL: EYE GAVE UP GRAZZ

TUNA & DAI$Y:  WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT ???

N THER YA HAZ IT 

LENTEN HORROR STOREEZ 

FRUM DE LAND OH TROUT  

PLEEZ JOIN UZ NEXT WEEK 

WHEN WE WILL BEE SHOUTIN

IT OUT FOR DE KEWLEST DOC 

WHO EVER LIVED

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE JELLEE BEANZ

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HEARTZ DAY OH LOVEZ FRUM LAST CENTUREEZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

STARRIN NOE ONE THIZ WEEK 

R GUEST WHO SHULDA BEEN HEER 

LAST WEEK SAYZ 

HIMZ ON DE WAY 

SEW R LIVE INTER VEEW 

WILL HAFTA WAIT A FEW MOR

UZ TABBIES MEEN WHILE 

IZ BIZEE BEE IN NOZEE 

N SNIFFIN THRU SUM OLD FILEZ 

THAT BEE LONG TA DE 

FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ MOM 

R GRAM MAW 

TA FIND SUM MOR ANCIENTZ 

HEARTZ DAY OH LOVEZ CARDZ 

THAT HER SAVED FROM DE 40'Z

THEEZ CARDZ BEE GOIN ON 

74,75 YEERZ OLD

WHOA....THATZ A BUNCH O TIME

SEW WITH OUT FURTHER A DUE 

N BEE FOR 2045 GETZ HEER 

LETZ HAZA LOOK SEE

AT CARDZ FRUM DE PAST

HEERZ ONE FOR CUZIN DAIZ 

COZ HERZ QUEEN OH DE RUN ON SENTENZ

THIZ ONE FOLDED 

BUT WE COULDNA GET IT OPEN

UZ CATZ DUE KNOT VOTEZ 

BUT THIZ ONEZ RITE ON TIME 

FOR POLLY TIX

YEA~~~~ WE SEE DE BURD...OH WELL

THIZ MUST BEE EARL LEE 

MULTI TASKIN 

HEARTZ DAY OH LOVEZ 

& HAPPEE ST PATRICKZ DAY

STRIKE UP DE BAND

FOR R GORGEOUZ GAL PAL SKIPPER 

WE LOVEZ EWE N MIZZ EWE

THIZ BEE R FAVE OH RITE 

CUZ GRAM PAW WAZA FIREZ FIGHTER 

ALL HIZ DAYZ

 {HIM DINNA SEND THIZ 

TA GRAM MAW THO !!! 

WHOA}

THIZ ONE REE MINDZ UZ 

KNOT TA TAKE 

ANY THING FOR GRANTED

SUGAR WAZ VEREE VEREE SCARCE 

BAK THEN

WELL THATZ IT 

FOR THIZ EPPA SODA OH TOONA TEE VEE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

LOVEZ FRUM ALL OH UZ TWO ALL OH EWE 

💕💕💕💕💕💕

SPRINGZ GETZ HEER WHEN IT WANTS

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA BEE STARRIN

 ME TOONA & AUDEE ANTZ  MEMBURRS 

DAI$Y & MACKERULL 

DAI$Y: CAN YOU READ MINDS 
COUSIN TUNA 

IF YOU CAN 

GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING

MACKERULL: “THE WORLD AS 
WE HAVE CREATED IT 
IS A PROCESS OF OUR THINKING. 

IT CANNOT BE CHANGED

WITHOUT CHANGING OUR THINKING.”

DAI$Y: WHAT THE......

TUNA: YEA, WEAR DID THAT COME FRUM....

MACKERULL: ALBERT EINSTEIN..... 

 THINK BOUT IT

TUNA: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DAI$Y: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TUNA: ALL RITEE THEN

ANY WAY TWO NITEZ SPESH ULL GUEST

IN HONOR OH GROUND HOGZ DAY 

WHOOZ KNOT PHIL 

ORE HIS FAMILEE 

IZ HEER

DAI$Y: HE'S NOT HERE

TUNA: WADDYA MEEN HEEZ KNOT HEER

DAI$Y: WHAT PART OF 

HE'S NOT HERE 

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

 HE'S

 NOT 

HERE

TUNA: WELL WEAR DE SAM HELL IZ HE

DAI$Y: ON HIS WAY ? 

HE CANCELLED ?  

DO I LOOK LIKE A GPS ?

MACKERULL:  EYE GOTTA  EMAILZ 

THIZ AFTURR NOON 

SAYZ HEEZ ON HIZ WAY

TUNA: WHY IN DE SAM HELL 

DINNA YA TELL ME THIZ THEN

MACKERULL: DID EYE EVER TELL YA 

EYE HAD WERMZ

TUNA & DAI$Y: YES 

TA BEE CONTIN MEWED

HEERZ TA A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

DE THOUGHT PROCEZZ

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