KNOT TA BEE OUT DONE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TO TOONA TEE VEE

EPPA SODA 238 

STARRIN ME TOONA

& KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

DAI$Y: MACKERULL AND I HAVE DECIDED

TO START OUR OWN TV PROGRAM SO WE

COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR SHOW

MACKERULL: WE DID ???

DAI$Y:  YES MACKERULL, 

DON'T YOU REMEMBER

WHEN I SPOKE TO OUR SPONSOR 

CRANKY ASS CAT CHOW AND 

.....WINK WINK...WINK

MACKERULL: WHAT CHA WINKIN AT ME FOR 

CUZIN DAIZ 

HAZ YA TAKEN A FANCEE TA ME

😜

TOONA: YA HAZ TAKEN A FANCEE 

TA YUR OWN

MINDZ EYEZ

YA GOT NOE SHOW ANY MOR

N EYE GOT ~~~~

MACKERULL: EYE GOT WERMZ ONZE

😠😠😠😠😠

TOONA: COD...CAN EYE GET ON 

WITH DE SHOW

DE AUDEE ANTZ IZ KNOT

THAT BIG TA START WITH

WE IZ GONNA LOOZE 

DE THREE PEEPULZ LEFT

ANY WAY LAST WEEK 

WE TOLL YA BOUT SUM WERDZ 

CON TAININ DE WERD CAT 

& KNOT TA BEE OUT DONE 

DE DAWGZ WANTED THER SAY TWO

WITH OUT ANY A DUE 

LETZ HIT IT

DAWG WERDZ 

N WHAT THEY TROO LEE MEEN

DAWG MAS: EAZEE PEE ZEE 

DE MOMZ OH ALL DAWGZ

COZ ALL DAWGZ HAZ MOMZ

DOG GED: DAWGZ WHO DINNA GET 

A HI SKEWL DIPLOMAZ 

BUT STILL HAZ

THER G.E.D.

BULL DAWGS: GIVEN PROPZ 

TA R FAMILEE MEMBURRZ 

CLANCY

DE BUTCHER, JACOB, 

ZACHARIAH, & CYLDE

DOG TROT: A DANCE LIKE DE FOX TROT 

BUT DAWGZ STAY ON ALL 4'Z

OVER DOG: UNDER DOG'S NEMIZIZ 

{ UNDERDOG FIRST AIRED: 10.03.1964 }

WATCH DOG: DAWGZ WHO LIKE TA CHEX 

THER WRIST WATCH 

FOR TIME 

STEDA LOOKIN AT DE CELL FONE

CHILI DOG: A DAWG WHOOZ KNOT WEARIN HIZ WINTER COAT

DOG EARING: A DAWG WHO 
WEARS A PEERCING ON HIS EAR

CANT DOG: A DAWG WITHA NEGA TIVEZ 

ATTA TOOD 

HIM SHULD BE SAYIN
 EYE CAN.... INN STED

DOG WOOD: HOW MUCH WOOD 

COULD A DOG WOOD CHUCK 

IFA DOG WOOD COULD CHUCK WOOD

N SPEEKING A WOOD CHUCKZ 

JOIN UZ NEXT WEEK 

WHEN WE DUE 

KNOT

INTER VEEW PHIL DE GROUND HOG 

ORE HIZ FAMILEE 

COZ THEY NEVER SPEEKED

TA UZ

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE BOX TURTLEZ

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SEW LONG YA SUCK ASS 2019 YEER

WHITE FISHWAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

2020 STYLE 

COZ IT STARZ ME TOONA

& KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

DAI$Y: I DON'T WANT TO BE ON YOUR

STUPID SHOW ANYWAY AND ~~~~~

MACKERULL: WHAT AM EYE, 

CHOPPED LIVER

OH WAIT EYE HAD THAT FOR DINNER

TOONA: WE DUE KNOT EVEN HAZ 

LIVER IN DE HOUZ 

ANY WAY IF YA PUT ON YUR 

""THINK BAK TA SEPTEMBURR HAT""

YA MITE A SAW WE POSTED

A POST BOUT WERDZ 

CON TAININ DE WERD CAT

FRANK LEE 

SEPTEMBURR SEEMZ LIKE IT WAZ

BOUT 94 MONTHZ AGO 

DAI$Y: SEPTEMBER WAS ROUGHLY 4 MONTHS
AGO

TUNA:😠😠😠😠😠
AZ EYE WAZ SAYIN

NOE WORREEZ IF

EWE DUE KNOT REMEMBURR DE POST

 

MACKERULL: EYE REMEMBURR  1957

DAI$Y: YOUR GREAT GREAT 

GREAT GRANDPARENTS

WEREN'T EVEN BORN IN 57

MACKERULL: LIKE EWE WERE THER 

& NOE THIZ 
FORA FACT

TOONA: HIZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CAN WE GET ON 
WITH DE BORIN AZZ SHOW

DAI$Y: BYE

MACKERULL: SEE YA ~~

TOONA: OK THEN 

LETZ GIVE A LOOK SEE 

AT DE WERDZ

SUM PEEPULZ MADE UP 

THAT CONTAIN DE WERD CAT

N WHAT THEY TROO LEE MEEN

HIT IT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TOM CAT: ANY & ALL CATZ 

WHOOZ NAMEZ KNOT SAM ORE JOE 

ORE TUNA ORE BOB

JUST TA NAME A FEW

CAT MINT: CATZ WHO BEE WERKIN 

AT DE PLACE WHER MONEE 

COMEZ FRESH OFF DE PREZZ 

LIKE 50'S & 100'S

CAT ENOID: ANY CAT WHOOZ 

KNOT QUITE PIZZED OFF 

JUST.... ANNOYED

PIZZI CAT I: CATZ THAT EAT PIZZA 

& SGHETTI 

AT DE SAME TIME

CAT GUT: LIKE CATTAIL 

BUT KNOT AZ FAR DOWN

REMEMBUR THIZ 
IN SCIENZE CLAZZ

CAT TY: CATZ WHO LIKE 

TA WEAR TIEZ  

WITH ORE WITH OUT SHIRTZ

CAT CHING: CATZ WHO HAZ MONEE 

COMIN OUT DE WAZOO

ANTI CAT A LYST: CATZ WHO KEEP STUFF 

IN THER HEAD 

STED OH MAKIN A LIST

CAT BIRD: SHAME TA DE PURRSON 

WHO PUTTED THEEZ TWO WERDZ 

TWO GETHER

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

CAT ACHRESTICAL: A CAT FRUM OUTER SPACE 
 LIKE AN 

EXTREE TA REST TREE ULL

WELL THATZ ALL DE STOOPID 
WE HAZ TA DAY

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

SEW LONG 2019 
EWE WAZA SUCK ASS YEER

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