BAD VIZATURR CATZ PREE SENT: A BASS TERD TURKEE REE PEET

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta bad vizaturrz post
9.034

 thoz who suffer thru R

week lee BS will 

ore mite rememburr 

R yeer lee bass terd burd day post

N with de help oh R 

awesum palz copee N paste 

we pre sent it two ewe again

manee thanx copee N paste

ewe doodz rock ~~~

hit it ♫

♥♥♥♥♥

sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee

wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago

well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born  

with shoppez N homez ga lore

cropz grew.. sew did biznezz  

much ta be thanx full for  

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest  

call it thanx givin day

they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz  

de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd  

an eye dea popped in sum onez head 

 letz try... de one called turkee  

they found one… shot him dead

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it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast

ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd

N frank lee we hate ewe  

yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap 

 we wood rather eat a shoo  

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz  

noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been 

up de.. turkeez.. buttz

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may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full

yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza

grate week oh end 

peace out N rock on

long live de pizza

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wee bee thanx full for all R friendz 

N hope we can get bak
ta sneekin round online
& vizitin soon

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two R

fall time a dish unz oh 

" itz all in de mindz eye "

art gal o ree

pleez rememburr all peecez

R fra geel 

sew try N stay bee hind 

de roped areaz & 

LUNCH BRAKE 

 will be at hi noon

two dayz fee chure iz:

seered salmon 

witha side a friez on greenz

on with de toor

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 we callz thiz peece

oven mitt get de piez reddy

 we callz thiz peece 

pumpkin saved frum de pie pan

 we callz thiz peece 

de pie iz red dee heerz a slize

we callz thiz peece 

hippo loungin on de beech

we callz thiz peece 

mizzturr sand d crab

we callz thiz peece 

big azz ram sayz 

due knot mezz with me
{ frank lee we think
itz oven mitt witha
mit a tood ;)

we callz thiz peece 

bee healthee N eat a pearz

we callz thiz peece 

de rabbit that eatz R shrubz

lookin left

 we callz thiz peece 

frog sayz waterz two brisk 

eye am outta heer

we callz thiz peece 

wear wolvez on rockee out crop 

headed west

we all sew wood like ta say 

we haz been

BAD VIZITORZ 

over de past few

de food servizz gurlz 

place oh employ haz been

vereee vereee bad late lee 

N we canna sneek round 

like we normull lee due

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end 

{ de next 2 weekz will fee chure

bass terd turkee 
re runz postz }

peace out N rock on

long live de orange scoopz

& NOW A WERD FRUM BAD EGGZ AMPLE CAT

whitefish wavez everee one

we will ree tern ta 

toona tee vee

afturr thiz werd 
frum R sponzsor

"BAD EXAMPLE CAT"

mackerull: hay ta all me palz 

who haz just finded

ther foreverz home 

N conga ratz two ewe 

if ewe iz like me 

ya mite a been wunderin 

just what waz what

N what ya shuldna 
N couldna due 

in yur new place

for chew net lee

bad example cat 

livez heer in TT

N eye waz abe bull 

ta get sum tipz frum him

letz look:

bad example cat: what ever ya due 

due KNOT 
uze de scratcher

az it costz like $873,094.50 

sew ewe due KNOT 
wanna roo inn it

inn sted: uze sum 
up holstered goodz 

like thiz miz matched 
otto man
for all yur scratchin kneadz

bad example cat: due knot uze 

de cozee bed EVER 

bee coz itz just ther

for "lookz"

inn sted: uze de chair 

that holdz de hand made quilt

de quilt iz prob ablee 

cloze ta 100 yeerz old any way

N make sure ya haz

cat a tood bout it 

then bad example cat said:

 jump up ther on 
de shelvez
N help yur self two
thoz greenz

mackerull: any way
eye noe eye haza lot
ta lurn yet

but eye hope thiz breef
post helpz all
me palz who just finded
ther for everz home

when ya mite bee wunderin
whatz what

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
oh...thoz berreez tasted
like de flavorz oh
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