WELCOME TWO MOE

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y 

& me toona

two nite we iz buzzed happee 

ta haz a spesh ull guest

all de way frum de state oh MA

note: ♫ 
due ta pazz port regulayshunz
N sum red tape ina bureau
round TT

we welcome MOE
brother oh MOO

~~~~~

letz give a big round oh a plawz

two MOE

frum sammy de shop vacs houz

welcome dood  !!
 thanx for stoppin bye de stew dee oh

pleez ta haza seet 

dai$y: can you please tell us how 

you got your start in show business 

MOE: ~~~~~~moooo

tuna: ya don't say 
well, we bet

in yur line oh werk 
ya haz meeted a lot

oh famouz peepulz

bossie de cow
 mizzter old mcdonald

howz hiz farm doin bye de way

MOE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ mooooo

dai$y: don't be shy 
speak up as this is a 
free speech studio 

MOE: ~~~~~~~ moo

tuna: ya noe if cuzin boomer 
waz heer

him wood be askin ya 

how ya all wayz get de stix

oh butterz 
just eggs act lee rite

sew they fit purrfect 
in thoze wax paperz

MOE: ~~~~~~moooo

dai$y: you know we both share 

a fondness for grass

both yard and home grown

tuna: hay nice joke cuzin daiz 
tho we shuld moooooooove on

MOE: ~~~~~~~~ mooo

dai$y: how about a question 
from the audience... anyone ?

audience member: yea when's dinner 

I like my hamburgers cooked just so

tuna: who de hellz said that
MOE dood
iz ya oh kay 

see cure a tee
 chek de doorz N make sure

noe one getz out 
til we find de bass terd 
who said that

dai$y: too late..look

 tuna: what de bee jezuz
iz that whooz tail
eye think it iz
~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long livez door lockz 

ART GAL O REE SUMMERZ TIME A DISH UNZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

and me....toona

we haz all most compleeted 

R plan oh a tax

for takin down de LOAN 

onze N for all 

sew two nitez eppa sode 

iz still bee in broad casted frum

knot de stew de oh

frank lee we iz broad castin two nite

frum de "itz all in de mindz eye
art gal o ree"

sew we can bring ewe de summer time

a dishin oh de latest peecez oh art

if everee onez reddy 

letz get de toor underway

LUNCH BRAKE 

two day will consistz oh

seered salmon N greenz 

and az all wayz

pleez rememburr 

ta stay bee hind de ropez

N pleez due knot touch de werk 
az itz fra geel

alrightie then

thiz furst peece iz called:

man moonin a shrubz

{ lookz like sum onez had

sum fun with greenz paint  }

thiz next peece iz called

snoozin three dee cat

we like ta callz thiz peece

slice oh pie 

we will let R veewerz

dee side ther fave o rite flavorz

thizz peece iz called

pro file oh arrd vaark

thiz next peece iz called

dino head pro filez shot

bro toe sauruz we bee leeve

this peeze iz called

im patientz small bizon

bee hind large bizon on

grazzee knoll

 N last lee 

thiz peece iz called

whooz hidin under 

de ree clinerz

foot rest ?

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live

gal o reez 

♥♥♥

TA DADZ EVEREE WEAR WITH LOVEZ ♥♥

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y 

& me

toona

me N daiz iz 

puttin two getherz

a plan oh act shun 

ta take down

de LOAN onze & for all

sew while we gather 

sum intel 

N makez sum planz 

bout how ta pro seed

we will knot be broadcastin 

frum de tee vee stayshunz 

wear de bass terd LOAN

can pix up a signullz

with that bee in said
thiz week we iz broadcastin 

frum ****************

N we iz payin propz 

ta dadz everee wear with

R speshull dadz day post

like we did last month 

for momz day

we wanna give 

984 pawz UP & shout outz 

ta all dadz round de planet

with that bee in said 

thiz weekz postz 

iz all bout R dadz 

N how... az with R momz....

de resemblanze

two R DADZ...iz strikin

letz look:

furst up gram paw dude 

& hiz dad

dude de furst N onlee

N it looks like 

thiz fotoz waz taken 

may bee in de 60's

 wunder what 

himz a smokin !

all rightie then

next up butter lover boomer o cat 

N hiz dad OLEO

witha fotoz frum 

de same time frame 

{ N red furz two ! } 

 what iz EWE smokin ther 

oleo dood !

we iz startin ta seez 

a pattern heer

az we catch a glimpse 

oh sauce of fishbone

N hiz dad steak sauce 

all sew frum de 60'z

N  smokin a  ??? ~~ !

ok then

 heerz tuna of moon 

N hiz dad quarter moon 

who musta shopped at 

de same hat stor 

az saucez dad 

what with hiz cap 

N de same "smoke

shop" huh !

N last but knot leest 

iz dai$y queen of the run on sentence

N her dad lionpard de fifth 

all sew frum de 60'z 

yet him ree maned cap lezz 

N red hair lezz 

but him sported 

a prettee kewl 

handull barz mouse stash 

while rockin hiz shadez 

N smokin a ...  !

two all de dadz everee wear 

we lovez ewe 

N thanx for everee thing

♥♥♥♥♥

heerz two a  happee healthee 

week oh end

N we can troo lee say 

peace out N rock on

I love you kitco dude 

~~~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

BAK IN DE STEW DEE OH & SNAKEZ FREE ~~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta toona tee vee 
starrin KNOT DAI$Y
and me....toona

we iz buzzed happee 
ta bee free N kleer 
oh snakez thiz week N
de stew dee oh never looked 
sew good

tho it doez seem like 
we haz been outta it
mor than we haz been IN

dai$y:  I'd like to go home now
I have a spa appointment 
in 15 and

tuna: ewe R gonna wanna 
hang round for five 
N see what  
sammy de shop vac discoverd

lemme see if eye can get
him on hiz cell
ring ring ♫♫♫♪

yo: shop vac speekin

tuna: shop vac...dood...
we iz heer 
on live tee N vee buddy
N eye knead ta noe 
if ewe can hook up
ta R signalz 
N show daiz what cha saw
caturday past 
when ya waz playin 
de poniez

bye de way we hope yur
horse winned

shop vac: toona my horse 
did knot win :(...

dai$y: if you had taken joanie 
you would have won

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaa
payz noe a tenshunz ta her dood

shop vac: eye iz knot...
OK, we shuld bee reddy ta go 
with this live feed

N heer ya go
thiz iz what eye cap sured 
on videe oh at de bar 
afturr de race ~~~~~~~

listen cloze lee

de LOAN: thoz  stooopid tabbies think 
they have seen the last oh me 
they had my pal 
de FED busted 
N now copperz haz been
watchin ME like a hawk

dol phin: well if ya 
wood knot a played dead 
on live tee vee dood

de LOAN: be jezuz 
it waz all eye could 
craaaaaaaack 
and I tell ya 
I am knot done

messin with them tabbies yet 
matter oh fact
craaaaaaaack

sammy: sorree toona 
de audee oh getted funkee ther 

tuna:  knot ta worree shop 
me & daiz hurd plentee

dai$y: indeed we did sammy 
and many thanx for this

tuna: thiz bass terdz 
knot gonna let up
eye think itz time 
we called de cat father


dai$y: he's on vacation 
in holiday land until

tuna: then eye shall 
sleep on thiz 
a few bazillion minitz 

letz heer sum mewsic 
frum de band 
N thanx for tune in 
in two nite

♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♫

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on 
long live 
tee vee channull signullz