LIVE.... FRUM UNDER DE BED IN HIDIN ~~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y & me

toona

we iz broadcastin two nite 
frum under de bed 
sew if de ree ceptshunz poor lee 
thatz why
coz oh de mattrezz 
& box springz 
N dust

last week we promized ewe 
a visit two de snake pit 
N over de week oh end 
thatz eggz act lee wear we waz
at de racez bye de snake pit   

itz long known 
that heer in de land oh trout 
we haz been called sissee pantz 
coz oh R feer oh snakez 

N ya noe what they say
face yur feerz head on 
N ewe will be stronger for it  

well, we figured vizitin de snake pit 
at de 5000 
wood be a good way ta start off

what with 9836 million peepulz ther 
may bee we woodna be sew scared   

sew with that bee in said 
heerz a re cap oh a rerun 
oh R vizit ta de racez

roll film ~~~~~~~~~ whirr

GREETINZ RACE FANZ
WE IZ BUZZED HAPPEE 
TA BEE BROAD CASTIN
TWO DAY 
LIVE FRUM DE 5000

PLEEZ TA FORGIVEZ 
R SHOUTIN 
BUT WE CANNA EVEN HEER 
R OWN MINDZ EYE 
WHAT WITH DE NOIZ 
FRUM DE CAR ENGINEZ

EACH YEER 
WE HAZ PANZEED OUT 
BOUT GOIN TWO
DE SNAKE PITZ 
BUT THIZ YEER WE IZ GONNA
GO FOR IT

PLEEZ FOLLOW UZ 
AZ WE MAKE R WAY
TWO DE PIT

PARDON...PLEEZ EGGS CUSE....
CAN WE GET THRU..... 
{ push shove push }
BE JEZUZ 
CAN YA GET DE HELL 
OUTTA DE WAY

{ crowdz  }

NOW IF WE CAN GET 
DE CAMERA CROOZ
TA PAN OVER TWO DE PIT 
WE ~~~~~~~~

HOLE LEE SHITTZ 
N CRAP ONA CRAN BEREEZ

CUZIN DAIZ 
EYE DUNNO BOUT EWE
BUT WHAT SAY 
WE GET OUTTA HEER

dai$y: right with ya on this tuna

tuna: FAAAAAAAAA

cut film ~~~~~

tuna: N thatz why we iz 
broad castin 
frum under de bed 
coz we iz both still scared

pleez join uz next week 
when we is bak in R chairs 
in de stew de oh

coz we got sum footage 
frum nother race 
cleer across de countree.. thanx ta
 sammy de shop vac

N bee for we sign off
a HUGE THANX
ta R gorgeouz gal pal 
cathy keisha
who taked de time 
long with TW
ta eggs plane GDPR 
in her May 28th post
sew we could tranzlate it ta trout


heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de mongooze

{ N like yea, wear de sam 
hellz waz ya dood on sunday }

LETZ HEER IT FOR FISHIN WERMZ !!!!!!

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

and me toona   

we iz buzzed happee 

ta see everee one two nite

sew if we could get a bit oh 

mewsic frum de band ♫♪♫♫♫

dai$y: they still don’t have 

instruments and what do you 

want them to play if they did

tuna: air guitar, sum pee ann o,

anything but burd song 

sew letz kick off two nitez 

eppa sode which iz gonna

bee epic

az we haz sum fishin wermz 

az R guestz

dai$y: this show  gets lamer 

by the week 

why are we taking about 

disgusting worms 

when we could be discussing 

fashion or cash or ...

tuna: az eye was sayin 

pleez give a big round oh 

a plawz ta

earth werm

red werm

 N my fave

TROUT werm 

 sew EARTH werm

dood..haz ya ever wanted

ta like live on de MOON !

earth werm:  

tuna: alrightie then

N what bout ewe red werm

haz ya ever wanted

ta may bee 

be called.... say

yellow werm !

red werm:  

 tuna...ya noe ewe

wermz iz az talk a tive az

phil N de crew

sew trout werm

haz ya ever wundered

why R towne iz named

TROUT towne ??!! 

trout werm: 

dai$y: your not going

to get these worms to talk

any more than I....

AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE 

tuna: whoa...what de be jezuz

waz that

dai$y: oh em cod...

look

trout worm is missing 

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

due knot tell me we

haza nother

"cheeze who standz a lone"

inn sa dint 

dai$y: well it apears as though

we do

THANKS to camera man # 7

tuna: we knead ta talk dood

afturr sign off

hay, pleez join uz next week

at de racez when we vizit 

de snake pit

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live 

cell oh fane tape 

♥♥♥

 

STAYIN FIT N TRIMZ WITH TOONA

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome bak ta toona tee vee

starrin: KNOT DAI$Y 

and me

toona

we iz happee ta ree port

that over de 37 yeerz 

when we waz down 

at de pole lease stay shunz

stuff in de stew de oh 

ree maned

calm

de bandz still heer

 & de audience iz still heer 

N be jezuz 

but they still ree mind uz 

oh de band

sew with all that bee in said

we will get rite inta 

two nitez eppa sode 

which iz all bout fit nezz

dai$y: tuna you wouldn't know fitness 

if it came up and rang the door bell

tuna: well ewe think yur 

sew smart cuzin D

eye wood KNOT noe fit nezz

if him rang de bell 

coz de bell doez knot werk

dai$y: ????? 

it's just me... right

tuna: noe ewe iz knot rite 

N now eye will share 

me tipz for keepin fit

mind ewe 

eye am knot a pro 

even tho eye look de part

dai$y:

tuna: exercize iz a grate way 

ta stay in shape 

N what better way than a game

oh soccer 

letz bee gin

yez this ball iz regulationz

   

eye will now kick it 

ta give me self

sum upper bodee strength

N ther ewe haz it

keepin fit N trim with toona

dai$y: that was THE 

lamest bunch of BS 

I have

tuna: N we iz outta time 

pleez join uz next week 

when

we will be dizz cuzzin 

fishin wermz

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live fresh air

♥♥♥♥