TOONA TEE VEE EPPA SODE: WHAT DE BEE JEZUZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta eppa soda 5.78

oh toona tee vee

starrin
KNOT DAI$Y
& me...toona

we iz contin ewe in witha

LIVE FEED 

out side R

art gal ore

and ROOD AZZ 

dawg heer

de FED: watch your tongue 

there, capo tuna

capo toona: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

eye thought eye rec cognized ewe

thoze shadez mite 
cover yur eyez 
but we smellz a ........

codd mother: what DO you want 

and WHY

are you interuptting 

our gallery tour 

de FED: you cats are 

under suspicion 

for the disappearance

of
THE LOAN

codd mother: that bass terd 

was just in the studio

three weeks ago 

ask the audience 

and the band members

de FED: no need to 

I have it on tape 

that 
THE LOAN 

was slayed

on live TV

capo tuna: slayed mee azz 

eye asked him 

if he waz dead N him said...

de FED: so you admit 

ta slaying him

codd mother: we admit to nothing

 the knife was plastic

and no entrails were visible 

and WE 

have THAT 

on tape

de FED: bus driver 

take this tour group back

to the TV station set  

codd mother 
you and capo tuna 

are comin with me

capo tuna: WEAR

de FED: down to lock up

get in this car

two bee continmewed

r

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live bus driverz

N WE R BAK TA CURRENT TIMEZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome bak ta 2018

{ if ya jour kneed with uz 
ta de 40'z last week }

two nitez eppa sode

oh toona tee vee

starrin

KNOT DAI$Y

N me toona

 iz hittin de road again

come join uz on R toor

oh
 itz all in de mindz eye

art gal o ree

we haz rented a buz 
ta get uz two de mew zeeum

sew everee one 

hop in

say hi ta de buz driver

dood....whatz yur name ?

N we R off

toona: pleez rememburr 
onze inn side de gal o ree

all de art iz fra geel

sew pleez due knot touch

dai$y: and lunch break will

be in about 3 minutes so let's get this

tour started and we are here

and no pushing to get inside the

gallery please unless of course

you must needs use the restroom
and YAY if I'm not back with
my run on sentences ~ ♥

toona: everee one bee hind de ropez

pleez

R furst peece iz called

tinee sheep headin up mountin top

thiz next peece iz called

fossil oh flounder with looze fin

N heerz de craft room 
wear all de art iz cree ated

  

thiz next peece iz called

big mouth bass
with missin tail fin

we call thiz peece puffer fizh

thiz peece iz titled

mountin goat

headed up hill

N thiz peece iz called

mountin goat made it 

up de hill 

HOORAY !!

thiz peece

iz called

stone like nezz

oh de food servizz gurl

next up we call thiz peece

******************

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

YOU CATS ARE UNDER

SUSPICION

two bee continued ~~~~~~

heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live art ♥♥

WELCOME TA 1946 ORE SEW ~~~~~ !!!

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta toona tee vee 
starrin KNOT DAI$Y 
N me....toona

we R gonna cram R selvez 

inta de time portal two nite 
N head bak ta de 40’s 
for R heartz day o lovez post
♥♥♥

 while everee onez gettin 
ther pass a portz reddy 
anda lunch sack

we wanna wish a verree happy 26^th 
ta gram paw dude  
2/14/92

 anda veree happee 15^th 
ta sauce of fishbone
2/16/03

we mizz ya both sum thin feerce
 pleez say hi ta 
consigliere boomer ♥♥♥

AND…..AND tuna……
I have to give props to MADI 
who designed and hand stitched
my dress for the trip to

Paris today
…hugs girl ♥♥♥~~~~~~

all ritie then....everee one
cram ther selvez 
inta thiz time masheen

N we R off ~~~~~~

pleez note:  ♫

unlike yeerz past
we canna tell 
who theeze cardz bee frum 
coz de ritin haz faded
but we due noe

they iz KNOT
frum 
gram 
paw

…..hmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!

sew with out any candee 
coz we canna eat it any way 
we pree sent 
heartz day oh love cardz 
frum de 40'z

thanx gram maw
aka mom 
two de 
food servizz gurl
for savin all theeze
N lettin uz haza look see

if we can get bak
ta 2018
next weekz show will
bee aired live
frum R 
art gal o ree

heerz two a happee
healthee week o end
peace out N rock on
long live lovez ~~
♥♥♥

HAZ SPRING SPRINGED A SPRUNG LEEK ORE KNOT

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta eppa sode 12 

oh toona tee vee starrin 

KNOT DAI$Y

N me
toona

two nite we iz buzzed happee

ta haz phil de thurd on set

N we hope ta cod 
himz mor talk a tive

than hiz parentz 

N ther parentz bee for them

sinz we haz had ZIP 

on conversayshunz 

frum theeze roe dentz  

in yeerz past

pleez haza seet phil & tell uz

a wee bit a bout yur self

phil de thurd:

toona: all ritie then

sew, we hurd yur dad 
SAW hiz shadow

N yur gram paw did KNOT

N yur uncle 
on yur momz dadz side 
waz on vacationz

N waz wearin shadez 
sew it waza wash

phil de thurd:  

toona: ewe ground hogz 

R just jackin uz ALL

a round.... aren't cha
😠

  dai$y: maybe we can get a question 

for phil

from an audience member 

toona: questshunz for phil
any one

audience member:  

iz that ewe gram paw ?

phil de thurd:

 

dai$y: well at least we got 

conversation from

the possible relative 

may be we should 
cut to commercial

toona: soundz like a plan

******************

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

SINZ 1981

toona:  we R bak

N what happened ta de ground hogz

dai$y: they said something 
about chucking wood

and ran outta here

toona: whoa ~~~

eye haz chucked food 

& hairballz

 but never 
"wood"

thatz gotta hurt

well join uz next week 
when we time travelz 
bak ta de 1940's

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live lumber