de codd mother
de tacchino bastardo saga
♫: de ree manin
eppa sodez oh de codd
mother
R ded eye cated ta
consigliere
BOOMER
♥♥♥️
de tacchino bastardo saga
♫: de ree manin
eppa sodez oh de codd
mother
R ded eye cated ta
consigliere
BOOMER
♥♥♥️
LAST TIME ON DE CODD
MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA
sud den lee
faaaaaaaaaaaaa
where IS consigliere boomer
capo tuna: eye think himz waitin
at
sud den lee
all de re crootz yelled in
unison:
faaaaaaaaaaaaa
codd mother....look.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ON TWO NiTEZ EPPA SODE
cat father: son ova
capo tuna: son ova bee itch iz rite
ewe bass terd
get de sam hell offa
R prop ur tee
ewe bass terd gobbler
ewe
damn
bass terd peace oh sh
damn
bass terd peace oh sh
codd mother: leave it capo tuna
cat father
cat father
please follow and escort
that bass terd off the grounds
that bass terd off the grounds
cat father: glad lee
codd mother: recruits, this is it
that bass terd has infiltrated
our infrastructure
our infrastructure
and codd
only knows
how many more bass terds
he has set upon our lands
how many more bass terds
he has set upon our lands
or how many more
are waiting in the shadows
are waiting in the shadows
before heading back to your homes
we ask this small favor
that everyone learn how to
drive
drive
and the very minute you see
or hear of suspicious activity
or hear of suspicious activity
text the code word
tacchino bastardo
tacchino bastardo
GPS will pick up your locations
lets all head over now to the track
89 seconds later
codd mother: first up the written test
everyone pick a car
that best suits your disguise
we understand some are a
bit...bulky....
everyone pick a car
that best suits your disguise
we understand some are a
bit...bulky....
and the first question is:
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live motorized vee hicklez
🚍🚅🚕
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live motorized vee hicklez
🚍🚅🚕
53 comments:
Cool! The driver's test. It'll be ok as long as parallel parking isn't on the test. I don't parallel park. Go out of my way so I don't have to. Here's to a good week for the glaring =^..^=
tacchino bastardo! Bleubeard hopes you can find him because he's driving as fast as he can. Too bad he's been driving in circles for hours.
Cat father had a lot of bass turds to contend with when he escorts the single bass turd off the property. Let's hope some more ree cruts can find where they are hiding. Breaking through the infrastructure is not good at all. I look forward to seeing how you deal with this problem next week.
Texting and driving may get us a ticket though. Are the burds worth that? lol
Oh, my. Well, we trust you, so...as long as you will pick us up, bail us out, whatever. We did sign up for this. *wink* Love you guys!
Cool! Now I can tell meowmie "I'll drive to the vet myself". Ha ha ha -- pet treat store here I come!
The Cod Mother is one cool cat under pressure and the Cat Father too. Escorting bastardo tacchino off the premises-man, that's muscle!
Purrs, Meepster Manicotti
Driving lessons in The Cat Car! The Hubby ain't happy, but tough tooties, big man! Codd Mother and Cat Father say: DO IT!
I think we will have to build a car--
Feline Special Edition (FSE) first.
The Cod Mother is grace under pressure. We are so excited to learn how to drive! Now we just need to get the lady's credit card so we can go to PetSmart whenever we want. Hooray for vee hicklez!
As usual, just as we're really getting into the story, another cliff hanger!
You realize that if we have a car, and we know how to drive, our human is going to want us to chauffeur her everywhere, birds be d*mned. :-D
so if I say "tacchino bastardo" you will know where I am? xoxoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
Oh my goodness, that bass terd on your property! Danger is present and clear! It's good recruits are gonna learn how to drive. This gives them more mobility :-) Hope everyone gets to pass the test!
Luckily I have a car and a license. I have good news too. All those burds on a wire who used to crap all over TW and Pop are gone and they were gone before it got chilly. Hope they didn't head to Trout Towne but we can take care of them there.
Things are getting serious. lol Hope you guys have a great weekend. Sorry I am late but the human was at work again. At least she gets me treats. Have a great weekend. Purrs Skipper.
You must have scared/escorted a lot of those tacchino bastardos off your purr-purr-tee...cause they are here flying overhead...Yikes!
Now if I can pass that driver test...Hmmm
We'll take da wheely chair bug cod mother. Mommy says it can actually reach high speeds. We might even let her drive it occassionally. undercover of course. MOL Unfurtunately insurance doesn't cover dat one or we'd already have it. it was actually purrobably da furst motoried car. MOL We also think we might oughtta start up a bon fire. We could just throw them birds on a spit and make quick work of cleanin' them up. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
I know Sammy the shopvac can drive, he has a car :) XO
Frodo is wondering if you could get him his own cell phone s he can text when danger is nigh! Right now he has to share with Amarula and Zulu and they never let him get his turn! Frodo is wondering if you might accept smoke signals or Morse code instead?
Oh boy!
We are excited to learn to drive!
Not crazy about driving backwards or to the Vet though ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
What if we can't remember how to spell that? Hope we don't have to pronounce it! Oh Cod, we're gonna get left behind!
Pierre isn't allowed to drive because of an unfortunate catnip incident in his youth. Is it all right for him to just be a lookout?
Oooooo! We can't wait to get behind the wheel! But we'll make sure we pull over when it's time to text. :)
We're hoping for motorcycles to drive . . . motorcycles look good next to our i.d. tatoos . ..
the critters in the cottage xo
We thought of you all early this week.Oh my cats we heard all kinds of commotion outside. Dad cracked the door and lo and behold there were two 2 turkey vultures in our side yard feasting on road kill and they were being dive bombed by crows. The huge turkeys tucked they tail feathers and flew up to the light pole.
Mom has photos
Hugs madi your bfff
If we'd only known learning to drive was involved...
That is one of the reasons I don't like going in the car!
Wow, this should be interesting! All the recruits learning to drive. I don't think Smokey's hearing and eyesight is very good. You might just want to have him as a co-pilot!
Have a wonderful weekend!
The gall! On your own home turf too! Hmmm ... I'm thinking you should capture these bass-turds and sell them for Thanksgiving ... the purr-fect money laundering scheme!
This danger and intrigue is never ending!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Do you know what Kozmo chased in the yard in Midway????
You will NEVER guess...so, I, Marvelous, will tell you...
It was 2 wild turkeys!!!
When Daddy told me, I immediately thought of you guys!
Purrs
Marv
We are on the edge of our seats!
Have a super Halloween...
Noodle and crew
I'd hate for him to lose his job, but no way am I letting Franky behind the wheel.
Oooh this is gripping stuff, and I can't wait to have a go at driving.... where does my chauffeur sit??
Toodle pip and purrs
ERin
There were crows everywhere outside tonight.
tacchino bastardo
Has the GPS tracked my position yet?
I love riding in motorized vee hicklez. My favorite part is fweakin my hoomons out when a hooomongous truck zooms by and I'm all up on my footz by the window checking out the wheels. The only time I don't like vee hicklez is when they're headed to the vet. Then I'm plotting feline mayhem, but in my typically nice sweet way.
Do you see how that bird on the property even turned his back on you? The nerve...
'tacchino bastardo' Better I get myself some flying lessons... I just saw them flying over...shall I follow them or wait for further instructions...over...and out :D
Pawkisses for a Happy Week :) <3
Um, we don't think we're old enough to drive and we sure as heck-fire ain't riding with Danger Cat Tessa! Oh, wait. On second thought, just aim Danger Driver Tessa at gobbler. She ought to be able to hit something, right??
Happy Halloween!
oooo Danger Cat Tessa - come and take us for a ride! MOL MOL MOL
Oh my...I may have to stay off the roads for awhile! MOL
We think we will pass on that ride. None of us drive either. We depend on our paws to get around.You have a fantastic week end.
Thanks for stopping by today. It is always nice to see you. Do you celebrate Halloween? If so I hope you had a fun one.
Mau has his Hooligan Paddy Wagon and his driver's license, so we're ready when you need us! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
Does turkeez don't respect the rights of property owners such as yourselves! They need to be taught manners & learn to play by your rules! Maybe one of your recruits will get a car that can fly right over them turkeez! Say, can you tell me where Trout Towne is? Is in US or UK? Just being a curious kitty. Hugs!
Hey, I'm prt of the family...I will drive that car! Any black ones left? I have the code memorized. And yes, please send some Family over to take care of that new car crusher out there who hurted my mom's car!
Katie Isabellaroni!
GOOD going Handsome and Mightee Kozmo!
Oooh! We get to drive (or at least learn how to drive)? We are on it. Anything for the Family!
We hope everything is okay in Trout Towne. We noticed there's no post for this week and got worried. We can't wait for the next chapter - your posts always crack us up and make our Thursday!
Hi kitties, I had a bad week. The humans took me to the VET and I got some a jab and some horrid medication. My legs are not feeling so good with the cold. Hope you have a great weekend. Purrs Skipper
We got the sorry this blog doesn't exist...sending big purrs your way fur you all, hope all is well. Sending big huge purrs and lots of licks from those rascal canines...my brofurs...
tacchino bastardo:)
Hope all is well in TroutTowne, that tuna and coffee abound.
Sending love to all da tabbies and hisses at that gobbler!
Da boss insists on driving (even though her has no license) and even when she has had too much nip.
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