whitefish waves everee one
N welcome
N welcome
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normull lee
de food servizz gurl
wood bee makin uz up a list
that we iz spozed ta follow
de food servizz gurl
wood bee makin uz up a list
that we iz spozed ta follow
like thatz gonna happen
NEVER.....
oh R new yeerz
rezz oh lou shunz
NEVER.....
oh R new yeerz
rezz oh lou shunz
sew thiz yeer
we dee sided ta tern de tay bull
we dee sided ta tern de tay bull
{ which waz noe small feet
coz de stooooooopid tay bull
musta weighed 35,022 poundz }
coz de stooooooopid tay bull
musta weighed 35,022 poundz }
& WE iz tellin
de food servizz gurl
de food servizz gurl
what HER
rezz oh lou shunz shuld bee
rezz oh lou shunz shuld bee
letz take a wee look see
at just a few
at just a few
uz catz came up with
5: stop bitchin bout stuff
ya haz noe controlz
ya haz noe controlz
over...
egss sample...herz bitchin
coz itz 14 minuz
coz itz 14 minuz
bee low zee roe
on Sun day
yea...sew...like
what de sam hell
due ya think
yur gonna a comp lish
bye bitchin at de fone
on Sun day
yea...sew...like
what de sam hell
due ya think
yur gonna a comp lish
bye bitchin at de fone
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P: pay a ten shunz two dee tail
P: pay a ten shunz two dee tail
de foodz dish
waz emptee
waz emptee
sew we tozzed
her cell ewe lar dee vice
inta it...
her shuld bee thanx full
her cell ewe lar dee vice
inta it...
her shuld bee thanx full
it waz KNOT de waterz dish
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2: LISTEN
de cat grazz
had ta hire sum one
ta rite a message
coz her waz KNOT
listenin two a thing
it waz sayin
had ta hire sum one
ta rite a message
coz her waz KNOT
listenin two a thing
it waz sayin
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L: have sum patientz
sew her cooked sum
mack N cheeze
mack N cheeze
in de micro wave
N de cheeze pack age
N de cheeze pack age
wood knot tear open
inn sted oh grabbin
sum sheerz ta CUT
sum sheerz ta CUT
it open
her gnawed on de cheeze pack age
like a wood chuck
her gnawed on de cheeze pack age
like a wood chuck
gnawin on a timber log
then her
then her
thru it in de sink
like THATZ gonna help ?
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18: due knot eggs pect mor
frum otherz
than they canna due
than they canna due
case in point
sure St Francis
bee de patron Saint oh animalz
bee de patron Saint oh animalz
and ecologeez stuff
but him CANNA
but him CANNA
melt de snow in de yard
noe matter
noe matter
how manee timez ya ask
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
N ther ya haz it
R new yeerz rezz oh lou shunz
for de food servizz gurl
heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
de wizdom oh catz
big N small
♥♥♥♥♥
N ther ya haz it
R new yeerz rezz oh lou shunz
for de food servizz gurl
heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
de wizdom oh catz
big N small
♥♥♥♥♥
50 comments:
Amen...my friends!!
OMCs if we had that much snow in our city I would surely starve and need lots of prayers from St. Francis...
WE are supposed to have 4-6" of snow between Friday night and Saturday afternoon. 4-6" in the south = about a foot anywhere else!!
Hugs Madi your bfff
MOL - sounds like some good resolushuns for my momma!
So sorry about all your snow. We, too are supposed to have snow this week end too. Not fun. You have a great week end too. Take care.v
Sage advice, Tabbies, except "Patience is a virtue seldom found in men ad never in women." Cheer up, only 166 days until the first day of summer (-:
Those are great resolutions. And she is very lucky that you are such sweet kitties and only tossed the phone into the dry dish. I will say, those darn mac and cheese packages are tough to open. Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2017! XO
Those are excellent resolutions for your food service girl. In fact, we think ours should adopt a few of them too. :-)
I like the resolutions, guys, but I don't know how long they would last with me, especially the one about not complaining. It seems the less I can do about something, the more I complain about it. The reason may be in that statement...
Obviously, the food service girl needs to have you kitties around, to keep her on the straight and narrow path!
Bravo...those are the besests resolutions ever. Mom almost blew Diet Coke out her nose laughing at L. Our stupid mom does the same thing. She probably would have thrown that package on the floor, though. We don't mean to upset y'all, but we wanted to let you know that today is National Burd Day. Have a great weekend as well. Hope some of that snow melts. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Patience, what's that? We want it now or Pat gets jumped on. We want the snow to go too. Are we complaining already? Damn.
Those are some excellent resolutions! We hope that the food service girl can live up to them. We came up with some resolutions for our human too. Similar to yours -- keep the food dishes full, woman!!!! And more treat time.
Happy New Year to all of you from all of us :) You always make us laugh and smile and we love you for it! We think the food servizz gurl can accomplish all the rezz oh lou shunz you've chartered out for her. We have faith in her ;p
the critters in the cottage xo
P.S. We are so impressed you managed to turn a 35,022 poundz table.Do you all lift weights? We have to start lifting weights . . .
MOL We've had cat grass like dat many times. You know da stuff don't last furever, 'specially with more than one kitty chewin' it. MOL We don't make resolutions cuz nopawdy 'round here can keep 'em. So good luck with yours. We think peeps kinda do what they wanna, no matter what we say. Big hugs to all.
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Oh Trouties! You sure gave the food service gurl the Words! We are sending heat brain waves to your snow - maybe that will melt it. Stay warm and well fed-Bibi & Meep
We are frigid here too...Brrr, and the winds, OMC!
Hope all the wrongs you shewed unto us will be arighted ASAPeeeee!!
Those are all good and we hope she is listening!
It is freezing cold here too and we can't stand it!!! Tell your "servant" to get on the ball MOL MOL!! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
It must be a human thing, this no patience stuff as well as yelling at stuff they can't control. I'm gonna hold TW to these revolutions cos I didn't make any for her this year. She would be crying if she couldn't open the cheese packet or she'd blame Pop.
You are just exactly what is needed there in the household. The veriest voice of reason!!! xoxo
You have made very good new yeerz rezz oh lou shunz for the food service girl. I have shown them to my mum and told her she needs to follow them too.
The lady sure got a laugh out of the cat grass resolution. As far as number P, we agree! Why should the food bowls every be empty?!?!?!
We like those resolutions!
They would suit our mum too ;)
That is a lot of snow!
We are supposed to get some this weekend, so mum better turn up the heat!!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
OMC, we are dying laughing over here! You guys are too much!
Pee Ess. Our mom whines about the heat. So for like 8 months we have to listen to it!
We are gonna show this list of rezz o lou shunz to the mom. She needs to follow these all!
Oh my those rezz o lou shunz are purrfect! Our Mom could follow a couple! She has been crying about the freezing cold too, not our fault you have to go outside with those silly dogs, teach them to use a litter box woman! Have a fantastic weekend all!
Luvs
Marty
Gosh...Is your Food Grrl and my Mommy related?!?!?
theys is complaining about the same things!!!
Mes is being extra specially careful, mes wants to makes it to the swearing in.
If mes was doing REAL gallivanting across the province, Mommy would bes so furry angry...thank heavens it is virtual! Mes is not sicker, but mes not much better either, please get St Francis to say some extra purrayers please.
Kisses
Your Nellie Bellie
MOL ! Those are great resolutions for your mom ! What does she think of it ? Purrs
Um, about that mac & cheese cheese packet.... let us cats be of some service to you. We have pointy teefs and maybe one or two of us have practically can-opener sharp teefs. We bet we would have had that packet open like, yesterday for ya!
Those are some resolutions lots of us humans could use!
Oh, and it turns out the catfather's surname is Felineoni...
We hope she sticks to those resolutions! We can't figure out how come her phone is 100% charged at 3:43pm. By that point she had to have used some power to call in special truckloads of fish and to order even more truckloads of fish to be delivered later. Hmmmm.
You guys are so smart. You always have such valid points. That food service girl is very blessed to have you watch over her. What would happen to her without you looking over her? Happy New Year to you and to her, too! HUGS.
Those are some purrfect resolutions. We're sure you'll help keep the food service girl on track.
Happy New Year efurrybody!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Sounds like she needs some happy events in her life. Why not cuddle with her and see if that helps? Compliment her; tell her how much you appreciate her thumbs to clean the fish you catch. Just generally be nice and see what happens. :)
Ha!
Seriously, fourteen below? Now that is wrong. Bitch a way.
What a great idea to set resolutions for your food service girl and it's a brilliant list! I hope she will keep it...especially paying attention to the detail. You never want an empty food dish :-) Oh, and you are so kind not to put her phone in the water dish. She must be very thankful! Happy New Year to you all, Tabbies!
Those are great resolutions but you must be soooo cold!
Have a wonderful weekend and try to stay toasty warm...
Noodle and crew
Tabbies they are supurr resolutions fur sure and that's a mighty big dollop of snow that mew have... if mew want to come and stay in the temperature regulated Biosphere on Level 8 of the Secret Bunker with Horice, just let us know as it's a year round temp of 78F... be great! Purrs Basil & Co xox
Wowz! Why doos hoomins doos dat?! Wees always telling mommy to calm down bouts silly fings hers can't change but hers don't listen at all! Maybe one day! ~Gizmo & Ebony
We totally love your resolutions. Lexy has one for Mommy - ahem... "Don't make me wait to eat. I don't care that it's only 6 pm and we eat at 8 pm. Feed me".
You got the snows too! Yuck...you gotta move to a warm fishy climate. Maybe then the Mac and Cheese will open.
Shoko
Guys - i hate to say but I think your resolutions are going to be as hard to keep as Amarula's promise to be nicer to Zulu and Frodo!
Those resolutions are awesome, Tabbies! If the Food Service Girl follows those, things will be just about purrfect for you! :)
Is it any warmer there today?
Excellent resolutions, da Tabbies. I doubt though that being merely human, the food serviz gurl will keep them! They are so flawed and lacking in backbone!!
Those are some great goals for the new year! I can't blame you for being upset at winter weather. It is really cold here too. I guess we do have to stop worrying about it,though. There isn't a whole lot you can do.
Excellent New Years rezohlushuns! My Mom and Dad are having a heat wave at 34 degrees...that's compared to FIVE degrees yesterday. Wanna know what the temp is here at the Rainbow Bridge? In one word the temp is "PERFECT".....it's that way all the time. But I do miss all of you down there in frozen land. Really I do!
Love and WARM hugs,
Angel Sammy
Awesome post!! Hope you can acomplish all your new year resolutions! :) Thank you for sharing and keep posting!
Take care,
Bailey
Good luck with those resolutions:) Though I still say you get a pass on grumbling about the weather;)
Guys, momma and I reds this threw again and again. Exsillint advice! Hers otter read it every minnet of the day!
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