ROLL CREDITZ

DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

ROLL CREDITZ

WHIRR ~~~~~~~~~

de codd mother de bass terd turkeez saga starring:

tucker bellen az de cat father tucker felineoni

stone bulldawg caseen noe oper ator az:  hiz zelf

german shepherd dood az:  de fed

de butcher az: hiz self

de LOAN az: hiz BASS TERD self

 ALL R REE CROOTZ  ♥♥♥ 

PLEEZ SEE POST DATE 11 ~~  09

 flynn de fence averellano az : de master fencer

 de averellano brotherz eric N flynn az: de master fencerz

teddy baby face gingovini az : hiz self

 toe mas de lion az: hiz self

toe mas & hiz pride az : ther selvez

elvira, sneakers & fridays dad; daddy kiril az: hiz self

de bass terd burd on georgez day rig az: hiz self 

rat in de shop vacz trunk az: hiz self

 joanie de inn oh scent by stander 
at de pole lease stayshun az: her self

crap ass artist render inn 

at de pole lease staysun 

oh de BASS TERD GOBBLER az: itz self

big azz roach on cell ewe lar dee vize az: hiz self

de BASS TERD lawn crew az: hiz self

 how manee oh ewe knew thiz bee SPITTY

aka pretzel boy az: hiz diz guized self

 sum ree crootz in diz guise az: ther selvez

 de BASS TERD water kewler employeez az: ther selvz

 de BASS TERD brake room employee az: hiz self

 de BASS TERD door ta door cat tree salez crew az: ther selvez

 de stone cold sober BASS TERDZ az: ther selvz

                    BASS TERD on de run way az: hiz BASS TERD SELF

BASS TERD in de tall grazz at de side oh de run way az: hiz bass terd self

de act shoo ul BASS TERD 

bak oh dizz ree spect 

gobbler BASS TERD

on de yard wear bonnie N clyde live az: hiz BASS TERD self

de hench men in de shadowz az: ther selvez 

de bass terd chckn on ice az: hiz bass terd self

de last straw az: de last...straw

de nemeziz BASS TERD 

cod dam BASS TERD gobbler 

BASS TERD werth lezz P.O.S

BASS TERD

who flyed past  

de tusslin terrorz frum ontario

nick de bruizer & derry de brawlerz houz 

de BASS TERD gobbler az: 

hiz BASS TERD SELF 

consigliere boomer az: hiz self

zeus az: hiz self

dai$y queen of the run on sentence as: de codd mother

N tuna of moon az: capo tuna

hay...gobbler...up yurz ya bass terd

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© 2017
A TROUT TOWNE PRODUCTION

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE CODD MOTHER 

DE BASS TERD TURKEE SAGA

DE 17 MINIT 

SEER REEZ 
FIN A LEE 

last time on de codd mother

codd mother: come tuna,

I hear distant sounds 

of an approaching storm

if we are to kill that bass terd 

we must do so post haste
*****

on two nitez fin al lee
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de gobbler: yea a storm's approachin

and so is night & how appropriate 

for our final show down codd mother

I have my minions stationed 

all over the world as we speak 

and all I need to do 

is give the signal call 
and WE will take over 

your time has come to an end codd mother 

I am going to finish you off 

and your family too, here and now 

and in saying that, you might as well know

it was the "loan" 
who saw to it 

that the stories about don dude's 

killing of my cousins were false...

HA !!!! 

Loan spread rumors about don dude...

it was the hawkeneese

who were actually responsible 

for the killings of my family, 

and the sparrowantano knew this

the sparrowantano continued 
to keep the flames of lies burning 

until the feds got them into witness protection, 

they not only feared the hawkeneese
but the loan as well

the feds eventually told the gobbler family 

who really killed off our cousins; but hey ~~~~~~

capo tuna: shut up gobbler
ewe will NEVER win 

de greef ewe haz given US 
over de yeerz 

N for noe... damn.... reezon 
ewe bass terd 
eye swear upon.......

codd mother: capo tuna is right 
you're a bass terd 
and we curse the day we ever met

you will never win gobbler...ever 
come tuna.

de gobbler: so what 
ya gonna shoot me
cats dont know how to use fire arms 
or are ya gonna kill me 
with your looks
I see ya runnin, your scared

codd mother: we are getting out of 
the rain before the storm hits 
at least we have sense enough 
to do so

de gobbler: bullshat you're not tough enough 
like consigliere boomer 
he's the only one who has street sense 
but he's not here now 
is he codd mother 
is he capo tuna...

that's it run, RUN
but you will not escape me 
nor can you hide 

I will find you 
and continue to give you grief 
because I FEEL like it.....hah hah ha

consigliere boomer: gobbler
ewe bass terd

DUE KNOT
MEZZ
WITH
ME
FAMILEE

 craaaacccccckkkkkk

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later that week somewhere in America 
at a taste test in a kitchen

Mary: You know Jane, I'm thankful you invited us over 
to Thanksgiving dinner 
and you and I have been friends for so long 
that we can speak the truth to one another 
and not be offended 
.. I have to tell you this bird is....well, disgusting.

Jane: frankly your right.  
I tried a new recipe 
and it's just not working. 
This bird IS disgusting, 
thankfully we have a ham

You know Mary, it's the strangest thing 
but when I was preparing this bird, 

and your going to think I'm nuts, 
but I swear to god 
it had a lightning bolt steak across its side

🗲🗲🗲

consigliere boomer:  eye owe ewe one Zeus 
thanx dood 
for teechin me how 
ta shootz lightnin boltz 

eye waz abe bull ta kill that bass turd
gobbler in secondz

Zeus: no thanx needed boomer  
I hated that bass terd gobbler too

THE END

WELCOME COPEE & PASTE !!

 whitefish wavez everee one 

{ we haz knot hurd that one liner 

ina few }

but thoz who suffer thru thiz 

week lee BS will 

ore mite rememburr 

R yeer lee bass terd burd day post

sew with de help oh R 

awesum palz coppee N paste 

we pre sent it two ewe again

manee thanx coppee N paste

ewe doodz rock ~~~

hit it ♫

♥♥♥♥♥

sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee

wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago

well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born  

with shoppez N homez ga lore

cropz grew.. sew did biznezz  

much ta be thanx full for  

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest  

call it thanx givin day

they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz  

de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd  

an eye dea popped in sum onez head 

 letz try... de one called turkee  

they found one… shot him dead

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it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast

ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd

N frank lee we hate ewe  

yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap 

 we wood rather eat a shoo  

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz  

noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been 

up de.. turkeez.. buttz

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may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full

yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza

grate week oh end 

peace out N rock on

long live de pizza

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wee bee thanx full for all R friendz

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