Thursday, December 8, 2016

WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX IN TROUT TOWNE

white fish waves everee one N 
welcome ta fish a fied post part 17
in R 63 part seer reez oh why de
holly dayz sux 
heer in de land oh trout

we had ta reech far bak 
in de R kives
to find thiz one 
but de trooth iz az simp pull
az de law ???? 

in that thiz mess age holdz
troo 
still two thiz day
=^..^=

letz give a big round oh a plauz 
two R palz copee N paste 
for findin thiz
ma teeree ull for uz

thanx doodz N now on with 
thiz weekz post oh
why de holly dayz sux


  SEW THER WE WERE

UNPACKIN A 
RAY ~~ DEE ~~ OH 

WE HAD ORDERED 
FRUM A PLACE ON LINE


N SINZ IT IZ 
CHRISTMAS TIME

AFTURR PLUGGIN IT IN


WE SET DA DIAL TWO 
WCMADEQIOD 7.1


CHRISTMAS MEWZIC 

ALL DAY~~~~ EVEREE DAY 

TIL CHRISTMAS ~~~~~ BE OVER DAY



SHOOOOBEE DUE
SHOOOBEE DUE



N DA FURST SONG COMEZ ON



SING ALONG:



ON DA FURST DAY O CHRISTMAS 

MY TROO LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A PARTRIDGE



..........CUT



**** ****BURD

{ de food servizz gurl
sayz we iz knot a loud ta cuzz
durin Christmas time }

 ♫♪♫♪♫♪



NEXT SONG HURREE PLEAZ 

MISTURR ANNOUNCER DOOD



SLEIGH BELLZ RING 
R YA LISTENIN, 

IN DA LANE 
SNOW BE GLISTENIN

A BEE EWE TEE FUL SITE

WE BE HAPPEE TWO NITE

WALKIN INA WINTER 
WONDER LAND...

GONE AWAY
IZ DA BLUE BURD



  CUT      CUT      CUT



WHAT IZ WITH DA 
**** **** BURD MEWZIC

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♪
 
N DE NEXT SONG COMEZ ON



CHESTNUTZ ROASTIN ONA OPEN FIRE

JACK FROST NIPPIN AT YUR NOZE

YEWL TIDE CAROLZ
BEIN SUNG BY A CHOIR, 

SUM FOLKZ DRESSED UP
LIKE ESKIMOEZ....


EVEREE BODEE NOEZ A TURKEE



THATZ IT



KA SPLASH ~~~~~~~~



AND DA LAST TIME 

WE SAW DE RAY~~  DE ~~ OH 


IT BE FLOATIN DUE WEST 

O TROUTZ OCEAN
 

HEADIN CLOZE TWO 
HALIBUTT HARBORZ

SEW LONG 
ELECTRONIX DEE VIZE
N DUE KNOT FLOATZ BAK

HEERZ TWO A SAFE
HAPPEE, HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE 
DE WAVES
OH DE OCEAN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 




49 comments:

CJ Kennedy said...

You should listen to "Frosty the Snowman" no %%@ birds in that song. Though a giant snow creature coming to life would be #%@%@ scary.
=^.^=

Anonymous said...

We are going to have to pay better attention to Christmas music! ❤

Eastside Cats said...

Time to create your own carol, kitties! Something about watching the squirrels out the window, scratching at the post, kicking litter outta the box...you know, happy cat stuff!

Anonymous said...

Hmm, we never really gave much thought to how many birds show up in Christmas songs. :-D

We can understand why you tossed out the radio!

Deziz World said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Sorry there's so many birds in da holidays. To be honest we've never even noticed. MOL 'Course we like da turkey tom lurkey bird. Only da ones on a plate or in da overn, but hey...We sure hope ya'll get some lobster, bass or whatever your favorite fishy is. Big hugs to all.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Annie Bear said...

LOL! That radio better not be floating to PA! Tell Copy & Paste to change to Cut & Paste, replacing any bird words with fish words!

pilch92 said...

Good point- what is it with all the birdz in Christmas songs. I bet there were no birds in the manger. Listen to Dominick the Donkey- no birdz in that. Have a nice weekend! XO

My Mind's Eye said...

Thank goodness you didn't have to endure the the partridges in a pear tree today...
Hugs madi your bfff

Pat Hatt said...

haha those burds are just out to get you no matter what song you listen too. Except maybe that snowman one. Or that let it snow. But both relate to snow, and who wants that?

Tamago said...

Hahaha, burds have certainly invaded Christmas songs! We need new song with fish! Or pizza, or doughnuts, or whatever that is not about **** **** burds! We hope your ears won't be hurt with those songs during this holiday season. :-)

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

I never realized how many burds were mentioned in Christmas songs! Sorry, guys. Maybe you could substitute fish and change the songs? :-)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh my word we didn't realize how many caroles had burds in them!!! WE're gonna have to watch that!

The Florida Furkids said...

Yikes....we never knew there were so many burds in the Christmas songs!!!
The Florida Furkids

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

OMC! I'm glad you have warned us all about those evil burdz popping up everywhere.

Mickey's Musings said...

You need to record those songs and substitute fish names
where the word b**d appears ;)
Merry Fishified Christmas!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Mickey's Musings said...

We also want to thank you for your kind words when our Treasure crossed the Bridge.
We appreciated them good friends :)
We miss him.
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Anonymous said...

Birda, birds birds! Must be part of Christmas or somethin' Well, we should try singin without the birds. * On the foist day of Crispmouse my true love gave to me....a salmon in a shade tree.* I like it better this way dudes!

Shoko

Cathy Keisha said...

You must have had the burd station on by accident. They be playing Burd on the Wire now. I shut it off. I know what caca dropping burds on wires do all too well.
Tomorrow I be running your special request number so hope the food service girl lets you visit.

Ivan from WMD said...

You could come here--we are burd-free! Our mom says she's heard enough in stores since they started in October!!

Mariodacat said...

What's with all the burd stuff! I agree - enough already.Where are the good songs - White Christmas, JingleBell Rock, etc. Can't they play them? You need to talk to your radio station. They sleeping at the switch there!!!

The Island Cats said...

Who woulda thought there were so many birds in Christmas songs? We'll stick to Frosty the Snowman and Jingle Bells. :)

Brian's Home Blog said...

Bravo gang! Tis the jolly to be seasoned!

Chuck Huss said...

You should listen to country where they sing about mostly trucks.

Eastside Cats said...

Pawkisses to the food service gurl, for helping us with WordPress! Thanx very much!

Herman and Dori said...

A-paws! A-paws! Bestest Crispmouse concert I ever been to! I love the parts about the burds. Yay! You doods just keep entertaining me. Great job. Purrrs! Herman!!!

Hairballs and Hissyfits said...

You guys are the most entertaining singers ever! Amarula wants to know where she can get herself a partridge!

Colehaus Cats said...

You know, we always wondered what people were thinking when they included burdz in all those old Christmas songs, and we think life was so boring back then, burdz were like social media is today. Everyone whose anyone was interested in burdz, looking at burdz, talking about burdz, singing about....you got it. Burdz. Hey, maybe a hundred years from now, people will wonder why in the world anyone cared so much about social media and cell phones and selfies, and maybe they'll look around and say, hey, how 'bout them burdz?

Um, we don't think this went where we thought it would go...

Marg said...

We do so like those songs. Too bad they have burds in them but don't think we are going to get rid of the burds any time soon. You all have a wonderful week end.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

you guys have the BEST sense of humor EVER!! xoxoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

The Daily Pip said...

Halibutt Harbor ...I want to go there.

Sandra Cox said...

This was hilarious! Very creative. Thanks for sharing, tabbies and caretaker.

The Swiss Cats said...

We didn't know that there were so many Christmas carols with birds in it ! Are the angels considered as birdies ? Purrs

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Those pesky burds invade your space all the time...sheesh!

Crafting Queen said...

Kitties Mummy is so sorry she has not been around to comment sooner, she said she had to leave me to attend a funeral in Holland. Thankfully she is back now to do my bidding. Hope you all have a great weekend. Purrs Skipper

Noodle Cat said...

Those are really great songs!
You guys crack me up...

Noodle and crew

CATachresis said...

It's especially fraught around this time of year! There seems to be a burd infestation in the seasonal songs! What's with that? Sheesh!!

Tiggerwiggins said...

Lots of birdies around the holiday season, that's for sure! Wishing you a very Merry Christmas!

Lubs,

Tigger Angel and Mom

Saku said...

What the? All the Christmas songs have burds in them? Not a single fish? What's up with that?

We sure hope you guyz (and Daisy) have a burd free hollydays!
Sasha, Sami & Saku

meowmeowmans said...

ACK! Those stoopid burdz are everywhere! Even ruining all the holiday songs!

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

BURDZ SMURDZ Tabbies, don't let 'em bring mew down, just think how tasty they are roasted! MOL Purrs Basil & Co xox

BeadedTail said...

Who knew there were so many burdz everywhere - even in songs!

Me said...

There must have been a bird-lover DJ when you tuned in. We want to hear the songs featuring cats--"on the first day of Xmas my special kitty gave to me a bunch of mice clinging to the tree". Stay warm and eat lots of trout-xoxo, Bibi & Meep

Sandra Cox said...

I get a chuckle every time I read those lyrics:)

John Bellen said...

Oh man, I know what you mean, guys. It's the 'burd' that gets you; it's the repetition that gets me. I stick to a couple of public networks, CBC and CKUA (national and provincial, respectively) and I never hear a word about the bird. Their Christmas music is actually enjoyable. I leave the bird for eating, not listening to.

And I replied to your comment about the 'Catfather'. I'd be pleased to have you refer to that entry in your blog. Thank you!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Hi guys! It's so great to be able to stop by and say hello! We've missed you lots and lots. Hey, what's up with all these bird lyrics for christmas songs? It should be about a fat man with a beard!

Cats Herd You said...

You know we're partial to birds, so we never realized how many were in holiday songs. No wonder you're not into singing along!

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Let me tell ya, if that ol' Jack Frost tries to nip at my nose, there's gonna be mayhem, for sure. I heard he was a very troubled child. MOUSES!

Clooney said...

Oh theese one is a good one! Love ya, TT!

Savannah’s Paw Tracks said...

*splat, thunk!* Daaaaddd!! Hurry!!! Mom Linda fell outta her chair and is rollin' around on the floor in some kind'a giggle fit??!! Good one you guys