Thursday, December 15, 2016

IT BEE TIME FOR PART 264


whitefish waves everee one 
N welcomez ta fish a fied post 264

in R week lee 63 part seereez 
oh why de holly dayz sux 
in de land oh trout 

we haz gagged on bass terd turkee
ooopz....sorree 
we waz knot spozed ta
cuzz
=^..^=


we haz hurled on bass terd turkee

tozzed a ray de oh inta de oceanz 
N now
we iz eye rate 
at de lazzee azz food servizz gurl

see thiz card bee low
knot onlee iz at azz bak werds 
coz de inn side iz de front
N de front ended up inn side




itz all sew a REE PEET

ewe hurd rite  
a REE PEET frum last YEER

then...mizz knot two smart 
dee sided ta snail mail thiz card 
N her runned outta copeez
N her had ta send a card 
with de EASTURR BUNNEE on it 
two thoz whooz snail mailz a dress we had
N we think a fox waz in de mix two

THEN her thought her wood get wize 
N her sended out spiez 
ta find all R palz emailz 
N de spiez came bak with a few 
sew her emailed thiz card
azz bak werdz

N knot just once 
but like ten timez 
two de same palz
& even two sum oh thoz palz 
who getted
a card in snailz mail

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

now we look like crazed catz
N even if we trool iz
itz just WRONG

ALL SEW her toll uz
de next few hundred dayz
herz either gonna be 
two bizee at werk 
ta help uz sneek round blog land

ore herz gonna bee waitin 
for de pole lease ta showz up
coz thoz bass terd turkee day peepulz 
will be hangin round again
waitin on de dood in red

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
all thiz bee in said
we will see ya when we can

heerz two a veree merree
Christmas
a most happee
Hanukkah 

be safe if ya travelz

pleez feel free ta nab a
copee oh REE PEET
if ya want

ore chex yur
spam folder in yur emailz box
coz it may just be ther....10 timez

peace out N rock on
with lovez two all
frum de land oh trout 
♥♥♥♥♥

50 comments:

ZOOLATRY said...

And very big LOVEZ to you sweet lady ... and to all your humans and furries, too!

CJ Kennedy said...

We enjoyed the Christmas card. Thanks to all of you for thinking of me and Herself. Wishing you good kibbles and a cozy spot to curl up in.
=^.^= and Herself

Zoe said...

Hope yu ToTT have the mostest super duper-est Christmas an' (burd-less) New Year too!

Anonymous said...

We are just happy to have you as friends. You are very special. Merry Christmas! ❤

My Mind's Eye said...

DOUBLE DITTO TO McGuffy!!! What a loving post we thank you for making us smile every week...and mom thanks you for teaching her another language. Now she is bilingual
MOL
Hugs madi your bfff

Hannah and Lucy said...

What a lovely Christmas card and we hope you won't mind if we take a copy of it to show our Mum. Make sure you leave lots of room for your turkey dinner!!

Anonymous said...

You can send your card out as many times as you like! :-)

A very happy holiday to all of you, we hope it's joy-full and treat-full. Ha.

Purrs and peace. ♥

pilch92 said...

You poor kitties. I hope things get better. Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy, healthy 20171 May your stockings be filled with lots of fishies. XO

Pat Hatt said...

We got it indeed at our feed. Hopefully you guys all have a great Christmas too without a single burd in view!

Eastside Cats said...

Tabbies, don't make the food service girl work so hard! You all enjoy the upcoming holiday season, and stay warm (it's only 7 degrees F here right now, and the wind is whistling...but the sun it out so it doesn't seem so bad...NOT!)

Tamago said...

LOL we don't mind getting multiple same cards from you :-)
We wish you all a very merry Christmas filled with tons of yummy fishes!

Annie Bear said...

Aw, you guys. We just love hearing from you. The lady gets just about everything wrong at Christmastime so she can empathize and then some. It's a nice card and we're happy to have you as friends. Merry Christmas!!

Crafting Queen said...

Have a wonderful Christmas kitties. Hope Santa will be good to you this year. Skipper is back from the hospital and doing well. Did not have to have the operation on her back knees. She is happy to be home. Wishes you are super Christmas!!!!

Deziz World said...

We just adore ya'll and wouldn't mind ifin ya' sended us da same card a hunnerd times. We're just glad to be your furiends. Big hugs to all of you.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Brian's Home Blog said...

Merry Christmas to the bestest trout gang ever!!!

The Swiss Cats said...

We love your Christmas card, and we're happy you thought of us. We're happy to be your friends. Merry Christmas to all of you ! Purrs

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

We absolutely ADORE YOU AND WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN 2017!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR FURIENDS!!!!!! xoxoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

Marg said...

We certainly wish you a very Merry Christmas and a even happier New Year. You Trout kitties are just the best. We love your Christmas card. You all have a great day.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Merriest of Christmas to the best fish luvin kitties in the Blogosphere!!!!!

A Tonl said...

We loooved your card and are working hard on the human to get ours out the door too!! Have a WONDERFUL holiday you guys! (and we know Dai$y is not a guy ~ Faraday)

Mickey's Musings said...

Do not worry about how your fabulous card looks guys.
At least you HAVE a card!
Mum has not even started ours yet :/
We wish you all a happy Happy Christmas though :)
Hope the guy in red brings you all lots of goodies:)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Ivan from WMD said...

We got your card just fine! And we sure didn't mind that it was inside out because we're cats!

BeadedTail said...

We love your Christmas card! Our mommy keeps saying she's going to help us with our card but at this point, we don't think it's gonna happen. *sigh*

The Island Cats said...

We LOVE your card! We finally got our lazy mom to get ours sent out though she still has a few more to do. We hope you all have a Happy and Burdless Holiday!

Kitties Blue said...

Mau's using his last year's card for Cat Scouts, so your repeat is not unprecedented. Our card from you all arrived with the front on the front but no color. We try to give Mom a break and not bitch too much this time of year as she always gets overwhelmed. She's just now getting to our cards. You might get it in time for the new year. Pffft! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Katie Isabella said...

I will grab that copy while it's there before every other kitty gets them al!

Man, it sure smells good over there by the grill! Fresh caught flounderI know...burd free.

Just Mags said...

Hey, all you sweeties at Trout Towne. We came by to let you know that we are wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas and a Great and Prosperous 2017. Love, big hugs and lots of nose kisses from Pooh, Chancy and Mumsy.

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

I received your repeat by email, but since this is the first Christmas that I've known you, I didn't know it was a repeat. :-) And it's very pretty too. I hope you have a wonderful holiday and I hope the dood in red leaves you some treats!

Colehaus Cats said...

Um, we're all cats. We can DO.NO.WRONG. Our Mom liked them. Every last one. Especially the ones without bazz terd burdz on them, which was every one. Thank you!

Me said...

Thanks for the card Trouties. We loved it whether it was new and shiny or a repeat. Repeats are like old friends--familiar and nice to have around. Stay warm and eat trout!
xoxo, Bibi & Meep

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It doesn't matter if the card is a repeat, it's back to front, upside down or inside out, it's the thought that counts, and we all love you.

Marvelous Marv said...

Mes loves it when things is recycled, repeated and reused! And mes LIVES yous guys!
Kisses
Nellie

Anonymous said...

We love your card, Tabbies, it is endless :) Pawkisses for a wonderful weekend :) <3

Noodle Cat said...

We love your card!
And we love all of you!
Have a super weekend...

Noodle and crew

Saku said...

It might be a repeat but we lub the Christmas card! Thanks for sending it to us.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

We love you guys more than you know! Happy Holidays!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Love the card!! Happy holidays!

Cathy Keisha said...

HAH! My post today be complaining cos TW taped the address labels on the envelopes but that's nothing compared to what the food service gurl is putting you through. I think you should sic the po po on those re late shuns who have come by again.

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Peep #1 is here, lyin' on the floor, laughin' her head off, at your idea of cussin'. PURRS.

Vanessa Morgan said...

Merry Christmas!

Colehaus Cats said...

Wishing you all a wonderful featherless Christmas and a happy, healthy, and safe New Year!

CATachresis said...

Wishing you a terrific happy and burd free Christmas! ❤️❤️❤️

Mr Puddy said...

Just stop by to meow..
I hope you & your fameowly have a fantastic time
✽ ❄ 🎄 Meowy Christmas 🎄 ❄ ✽
=^x^=

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Merry Christmas Tabbies, we got the sneak peek pics the other day and they are fab [the P.A. is poorly again *sigh* so we're nursing her back to health]

Hope mew're having a terrific day with lots of kraken delicacies :D

Bestest festive purrs

Basil & Co xox

meowmeowmans said...

Your card is great, Tabbies! Sorry your food service girl ran into some difficulties with them. Merry Christmas to you all, dear friends. We love you lots!

Clooney said...

Ha Ha! Lots of shenanigans going on over here & once again you are rockin' it out with your fun & humor...wishing you kitties a Meowy Catmas and lots of treats & good stuff and Happy Holidays to da food servizz gurl! May your 2017 be filled with Love, Light & Magic!

xoxo
Clooney Claus

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

I bet you guys had an adventure filled holiday!

Savannah’s Paw Tracks said...

bwaahahahaha!! Your adventures in the land of holiday card sending are too funny! So the food service gurl is such a slouch when it comes to being your typist too! Happy Holidays to you all. We hope you got our card too, Savvy and TKS

CJ Kennedy said...

Dear Tabbies and the Food Serviz Girl, Thanks for dropping by the blog today. Just wanted to let you know that Ink passed away on Dec. 16. I wrote about what happened if you wanted to read:

http://cjkennedyink.blogspot.com/2016/12/oh-ink-we-hardly-knew-ye.html

Sorry, but I don't know how to hyper link in the comments. I would have emailed but there is no contact info on your blog. I thought I had the wonderful Christmas greeting that was sent to my email. I must have deleted it. I haven't been thinking clearly these past 12 days.

Anonymous said...

Iss ok Tabbiess!! Trulee.....mee found thee card inn thee SPAM folder an moved it to mee purrsonal folder!!!
Yur Mumma seems a bit stressed out....this Katmass seeson seemss a bit fur thee birdss, mew mew mew...
Chanukkah iss nuffin like that. LadyMum lighted candullss efurry nite an purrayed an wee played Dreidle, Dreidl an shee sang (OK that was a bit RUFF butt shee meeend well...)
Oh an there were Latkess......mmmmmm.....an sour creem.....dubbull mmmmmm...
Maybee yur Mumma should become Mewish???? ;)
An mee DID get 8 littul giftss butt no stress on LadyMum....
Meowy Katmass deer furendss =^,.^=
***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxxxx