white fizh wavez everee one
& wel come two a trout tee vee
re run oh
a re run
oh a re run
thatz a reeeee run ~~~
N starrin two nite
R palz
COPPEE & PASTE
who a greed to coppee N paste
R pie rantz day shantee
onze again for de 19, 294 th time
HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫
a blak spot upon yur sole
Photo by Zoltan Tasi on Unsplash
ye bass terd chckn burd
ye will walk de gang plank
a squawk will knot bee hurd
a squawk will knot bee hurd
little did ye noe
ye haz been measured for yur chainz
ye haz been measured for yur chainz
scurveez iz in yur sole
N scurveez in yur brainz
N scurveez in yur brainz
we shall splice de main brace
afturr ewe iz gone
afturr ewe iz gone
bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn
shoot a crozz de lawn
we haz rigged sum chain shot
ta shoot ye two de mooned
ta shoot ye two de mooned
N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned
yez ye bee marooned
dead men they tell noe talez
thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd
thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd
tis davey jonez locker for ye
ye betcha... this iz werd
ye betcha... this iz werd
now we think we shall take a caulk
coz we iz done with R song
coz we iz done with R song
two all ewe R pie ratz palz
heerz two health de hole yeer long ~
heerz two health de hole yeer long ~
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de shantee
peace out N rock on
long live de shantee
😸😸😸😸😸😸😸
© SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
All Rights Reserved


Mackerull, what a gaaaa-rrrratttee Cee shanty! U r rockin' it wif da song of da R pie ratz. No burd iz a good burd. Lynn can't sing worth a drat sew we r not tryin' ta sing along today. It'd knock yer sockz off iffin ya hurd her.
ReplyDeleteCharlee: "Drink up me hearties, yo ho, yo ho!"
ReplyDeleteOona: "Charlee, are you a pirate? THE TRADITIONAL ENEMY OF THE NINJA?"
Charlee: "I am not a pirate. As for that second part, well, we'll see ..."
Sing the werd, we be the pie ratz fer sure!!! xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
ReplyDeleteaaarrrrggghhh....!!!
ReplyDeletegreat poem! it's positively Dylanesque.
ReplyDeleteHappy Pie Ratz Day! Ree-runs are fun!
ReplyDeleteArgggggggggggg to you Mack, your FSG and Gma
ReplyDeletefrom the Bar Maiden in NC
Hugs Cecilia
Ah HA! The Bar Maiden! I shud uh nowed!
DeleteI like the tune of de pirates!
ReplyDeleteRerun or not, 'twas a scurvy bit o' poetry!
ReplyDeleteThank you for kicking off the Pirate Post with a bang.
ReplyDeleteThis IZ werd! loved the poem!! Daisy says hi!!
ReplyDeleteMack, those pirates refuse to suffer anything that they don't like!
ReplyDeletePirates are more for salt-beef than chicken, anyway, I hear...
ReplyDeleteHeh. Loved it;)
ReplyDeleteMackerull...you totally rock and so does the gurl! That was the definitive pie ratz anthem!
ReplyDeleteI like your song very much! Did you know there's a children's book called "Pie Rats Ahoy"?
ReplyDeleteSorry I am late visiting, please don't make me walk the plank. Great song! xO
ReplyDeleteArrr, I be likin’ yer poem, matey!
ReplyDeleteAlways a fun coppee n paste!!
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to Talk Like a Pirate day? Think I missed it--Aaarg!
ReplyDeletetwo de mooned...yez ye bee marooned. 🤣You guys are too clever
ReplyDeleteArrgh! That be a right fine poem, Mack!
ReplyDeleteARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH Me Hearties! It be a fine day in Trout Towne and we be liking your right fine poem a lot, epic dude!!! 😹🦜🏴☠️😻🏴☠️🦜😹
ReplyDeleteArr, ye be a fine, mewsical pirate, Mackerull!
ReplyDeleteWe always have fun meowin' like a pirate. Mom didn't do any copy and pastin' this year; though, she's got a couple good pirate poems. Hope that burd truly got what he deserved! XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid & Sawyer, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Kizmet, Audrey, Raleigh, Gibbs & Tali
ReplyDeleteLove this!
ReplyDeleteLong live the sea shanty, for sure! ('Cause sea shanties are great.) PURRS
ReplyDeleteThis is such a great post. We love this poem. We think you should share it every year.
ReplyDeleteI'm always amazed at how much humankind bonds over music, especially when trying to get through the day at a worksite. :D And I agree that this never gets old. Be well!
ReplyDeleteWhat a furabuluss Pye-rat Sahntee song Mackerull....sorry mee iss so late. BellaSita has not been well...butt wee are heer now to meow like a Pye-rat with you!!!!
ReplyDeleteLong Live TUNA!!
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum