Wednesday, March 18, 2026

HAPPEE BEE LATED ST PATRICKZ DAY

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME 
TWO A TROUT TEE VEE
REE RUN FRUM A SHORT TIME AGO

YEERZ ACT SHOO A LEE

 


TWO NITE WE WOOD LIKE 
TA PREE SENTZ 
TWO R VEEWIN AUDDEE ANTZ
OH 3 PEEPULZ 

A SMALL LESSON IN HIZZ TREE
BOUT HOW SNAKEZ 
GETTED TA DE EMERALD AISLE

BEE FOR THEY WAZ KICKED OUT

WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
WE ROLL FILM ON PART 7

"NOAH... SNAKEZ... & HIZ SHIP DE ARK"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ WHIRRR

89 BAZILLION YEERZ AGO 
DE GOOD LORD TOLL NOAH 
IT WAZ GONNA START RAININ 
TA BEET ALL HELLZ


AND DE LORD TOLL NOAH 
HIM BEST GATHER UP 
ALL DE ANIMALZ 
N GET DE HELLZ OUTTA DODGE

WE DUE KNOT NOE 
IF NOAH LIVED IN DODGE 

BUT WE IZ USIN THIZ NAME 
FOR R CITEE ANY WAY

NOAH WAZ LIKE OH KAY 
BUT EYE AM KNOT

K.N.O.T 

TAKIN ANY SNAKEZ 
ON THIZ JOURNEE 

& DE LORD SAID 
NOE PROBLEM DOOD 
LET EM SWIMZ TA SAFE TEE

SUM BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
OVER HURD THIZ CONVERSAY SHUN

& BEE IN DE NOZEE AZZEZ 
THAT THEY IZ 
 THEY SNEEKED A BORED SHIP & HID

KNOT LONG AFTURR 
DE MONGOOSE FAMILEE 

FINDED DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
N REE PORTED THEIR AZZEZ TA NOAH

BOUT THIZ TIME 
NOAH WAZ SAILIN 
PAST DE EMERALD AISLE

N HIM SAID 
TA DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ 
IF YA THINK 
YUR GONNA SAIL WITH ME 

YUR SAD LEE MIZ TAKEN

  NOAH DOCKED DE ARK
PUSHED DE SNAKEZ 
ONTO IRISH SOILZ 

N TOOK OFF LIKE
DE WIND

πŸŒ₯πŸŒ₯πŸŒ₯πŸŒ₯πŸŒ₯ 
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HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥


© March 18, 2026
All Rights Reserved

 

27 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

Mackerull, Lynn luvz learnin' newz about da hiztoree. She nevfur understood how da snakez got ta bee anywhere. Butz ya have seen her showin' dem off when she ridez her bike. That'z another story in it self az da winter and da snow is still here! March 20 iz just a date on da calender.

The Florida Furkids said...

Good hizz tree lesson!

Eastside Cats said...

History is so much fun!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is very interesting hizz tree lesson. Maybe it should be hiss tree for snakes. I always wondered how they got to Ireland before they disappeared again. Maybe they visited too many coffee shops and decided it was safer to leave!

The Oceanside Animals said...

Lulu: "Okay that explains the snakes, but what did Noah do with the unicorns?"

CJ Kennedy said...

Actually, St. Patrick is overrated. March 17 is also the feast day of St. Gertrude of Nivelles. She's the patron saint of cats.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

MOL!!!

Dma said...

well i learned a thing or two from your post. and i've had the song 'The Unicorn' stuck in my head for days now.

Crafting Queen said...

Hi Mackerull, hope you and your human are having a great week. We are keeping our human busy. It's been lovely and sunny today so were 'helping out' in the studio. Sending lots of purrs Patch and Archer.

My Mind's Eye said...

Mack and FSG let me say that snakes are a deal breaker.....
NOPE not even for a million bucks.
Hugs cecilia

Brian's Home Blog said...

That was darn good and darn fun! Happy St. Patrick's Day from all of us at O'Brian's Home ~ Forever

pilch92 said...

You are the best story teller. I never knew the true story. XO

meowmeowmans said...

So THAT'S how the snakes got to Ireland? Great hizz tree telling, Mack!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Wow, Now that is some kind of hiss story!! Snake's hisses that is, LOL! Good one Mackerull!

Kitties Blue said...

We are delighted to get the real story about the snakes 🐍 ... our mom is afraid of them coming in our yard when she is working out there. We guess they must have jumped aboard the Mayflower or one of them other ships that didn't have any mongoose to rat them out. Hope you enjoyed a Happy St. Pat's πŸ€ and St. Gertrude's Day and didn't imbibe in too much nip beer. 🍺 XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid & Sawyer, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Kizmet, Audrey, Raleigh, Gibbs & Tali

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for that hizz tree lesson! Hope your St. Paddy's Day was a good one!

messymimi said...

What a fascinating report! Then, of course, St. Patrick comes along a couple of thousand years later, right? He must have sent them to south Louisiana, we have plenty.

Darla M Sands said...

LOL

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

The best St Patrick’s post ever

John Bellen said...

I rather feel sorry for the snakes...

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I always liked this story

Bibi & Meep said...

Happy St. Pat's day a little bit late. xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

The J-Cats said...

We've had an awful lot of rain here over the weekend, Mackerull. A real flod. We HOPE that doesn't mean we're going to see a load of snakes in the near future!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Now I wondered where that story came from. Here's to a lovely St Pats day to you all.
Purrs from an upside down, over and under ERin
ERin

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Dudes, supurr info and hizztory! Top paw, totally terrific and epically epic, all rolled into one! Happy Sunday and we hope mew have a wonderpurr week! 🐾🐾

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Happy belated St Patty's Day!

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

So that'ss how them Bass turd Sankeyss got to Irish-Land!!! **shudderss**Sankess are well slithery...an sneeky....
Garter Snakess are sorta cute butt NOT Missyssauga Rattlerss....when you eer them rattle their taless...umm tailss, it is *time to go go go*
Thanx fore a grate post Mackerull an Miss L.
~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma an **blowss kissess** BellaSita Mum