WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO TROUT TEE
THIZ WEEKZ EPPA SODA IZ CALLED
A PHIL FAMILEE REE RUN
LETZ LOOK
ROLL FILM ~~~~
WHIRRR
THIZ EPPA SODA WAZ HOZTED
BYE DE BIG KATOONA
N CUZIN DAIZ
two nite we iz buzzed happee
ta haz phil de thurd on set
N we hope ta cod
himz mor talk a tive
himz mor talk a tive
than hiz parentz
N ther parentz bee for them
haz ben
sinz we haz had
ZIP
on conversayshunz
frum theeze roe dentz
in yeerz past
toona: pleez haza seet phil & tell uz
a wee bit a bout yur self
phil de thurd:
toona: all ritie then
sew, we hurd yur dad
SAW hiz shadow
SAW hiz shadow
N yur gram paw did KNOT
N yur uncle
on yur momz dadz side
waz on vacationz
N waz wearin shadez
sew it waza wash
sew it waza wash
phil de thurd:
toona: ewe ground hogz
R just jackin uz ALL
a round.... aren't cha
😠
😠
dai$y: maybe we can get a question
for phil
from an audience member
toona: questshunz for phil
any one
toona: questshunz for phil
any one
audience member:
iz that ewe gram paw ?
phil de thurd:
dai$y: well at least we got
conversation from
the possible relative
may be we should
cut to commercial
toona: soundz like a plan
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CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW
SINZ 1981
toona: we R bak
N what happened
ta de ground hogz
dai$y: they said something
about chucking wood
about chucking wood
and ran outta here
toona: whoa ~~~
eye haz chucked food
& hairballz
but never
"wood"
"wood"
thatz gotta hurt
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live lumber
and sauce oh fishbone ♥♥♥♥♥
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28 comments:
WELL WELL WELL Phil you made a bunch of folks unhappy with your 6 weeks of more winter. MOL MOL crankee azz chow..that was funny.
Now let me just add be glad you are a rodent and not a burd because da tabbies of trout town don't like burds.
Hugs to FSG, Gma and Mack too
Cecilia
We iz embare azzed that Phil iz uh ooo hi ooo un. We think he
waz in flue anced by sum one else fur the fore cast.
Those groundhogs are definitely a silent lot. It seems pretty stupid that our humans pay attention to this shadow-seeing-not-seeing tradition. The groundhogs frequenting our yard did not see their shadows, and we are having a few days of warm weather. But the winter cold will be returning. Phooey! Thanks for sharing this episode with us! XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh
do we haz goundhogs in catifornia?
eye am so embare azzed. eye thought lynn waz reedin' bout buck eye chuck. he sayz we r gonna git early spring. phil waz knot himself when he said more winter.
Never trust a groundhog to predict weather! Aren't they wrong 70% of the time? Mind you, they're probably right more often than the human weather predictions! 😆
Darn marmots are so unreliable!
We in Wichita hope Phil was wrong because this has been the winter from Hades so far this year. I hope you trout town cats are ready for what is ahead.
Phil always makes me smile.
Thank you for your kind words about Dexter.
I sure hope Phil is wrong this year, we're plenty tired of the cold stuff!
I think you need to try again with maybe some kind of threat to get them talking. XO
That Phil sure is kinda quiet, huh? We say just put an umbrella over his hole. That way when he comes out, he won't see his shadow. Tah Dah! Early Spring!
Those groundhogs, long on seeing things, short on words.
we should stop listening to groundhogs and give the job to a cat
we sadly have no phil here... so we will have no 6 cold weeks right? oh wait, that means we will have no weather then?
Punxatawney Phil and our local Phil both saw their shadows. And here we are a couple of days later with an ice-snow-maybe a little rain storm. The humans made all the noise and the groundhogs were just as silent as your Phil. Go figure--and get another log on the fire quick! xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
Seems like Phil the third is no more talkative than his predecessors. Toona and Dai$y gave it their best shot though.
Damn rodent had to go see his shadow the other day. Today we have snow and now sleet. Over the weekend a more substantial snowstorm. Damn rodent!
LOL
Lulu: "Did the woodchuck explain how much wood he could chuck before he ducked out like a big old cluck?"
What a GRATE ree-run Mackerull an Miss L (FSG). Wee reelly MOL/LOL!!! Wee think Wireton Willie saw his shadow butt hee ain't meowin eether!! An it keepss on snowin ;) Wee missed youss' an wee hope to vissit regularl like!!!
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum
Chucking wood sounds like it would be hard on the esophagus. Maybe that's why Phil is so quiet...
You and your relatives are very clever. They choose to speak when they have something to say and not when someone else tries to force them.
Hee hee hee, dad said when he started reading this post he thought it said "phil the turd"...
Ewww, chucking wood is GROSS! Here's hoping you all get more talkative felines on to talk about trout and such like. Recipe's and menus and gala nights with stars, that sort of thing, MOL
ERin
I think we're stuck with 6 more weeks of winter no matter what any groundhog says :(
MOL...we don't have Phil's here...Thank Cat...MOL...Double Pawkisses for a Happy Warm Day to all of you🐾😽💞
Well, our Phil said more Winter; and after a 60 degree several days, VOILA! Here is the next portion of Winter! Oh -and your tee vee shows are always entertaining. I was glad to be here in time to sit with efurryone else on the floor and watch.
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