FOR ME UNKLE BOOMER

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELCOME TA RE RAN OH REE RUN 

NUMBER 2399.XX5 %22 

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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 WITH ME UNKLE BOOMERZ DATE OH BIRTH 

JUST ROUND DE KORNER 

 

EYE MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR BUTTER FEELD 

 

SERCHED DE ARK HIVEZ OH TROUT TEE VEE 

AND FINDED THIZ EPPA SODA 

UNKLE BOOMER RITED 

BAK WHEN UNKLE BOOMER RITED IT 

 

N WHAT BETTER WAY TA SAY 

HAPPEE 24TH 

THEN TA POST THIZ 

 

COZ BUTTER WAZ HIZ FAVE O RITE FOOD 

IN DE ENTIRE GAL EX SEA

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 

ROLL FILM & HAPPEE DAY WITH LOVEZ 

💛💛💛💛💛

 

64,928 uses for
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BUTTER

in de auto motive sectshun: 

car wax, moter oilz, lether seet shiner upper,
reer view mirror frangrance stik
 tire polish
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for purrson null uze: 

mouthwash, deor rant, hair greeze, hair gel,
dry skinz loe shinz, teeth paste, face shull mask
 wound cover upper, shavin creem,  shampooz,
hairballz helper, nail polish

N for ewe gals .....make up ree mover
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round de houz:  

floor wax, furnitchureZ polish, stove kleener,
toy let kleener, wall paper paste, leather shiner upper,
room deoder izer, paint thinner, stove top kleener,
 squeaky door hinge ree pair, sticked door door ree pair,
 bug spray, carpit shampooz, laundree soapz,
just plane soapz,  dish washin dee tergent, window kleener

~~~~~~~~

yur toez
~~~~~~~~~~~

peace out N rock on

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

long live dairee

 

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A REE RUN OH A RE RAN

  white fish wavez everee one

N welcome ta trout tee vee

 ree runz

25.8.366 

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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we haz aired thiz post

sew manee timez

itz stalez 

  we pay propz thiz week 

two de easturr hare

with R non classix  

"easturr storee"

sew with out further

a due

letz re vizit

EASTURR PAST

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day

for manee manee peepulz

N heerz how ther day can go

they will eat candee 

til they hurl

 fite over de last ham samich

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line

ta sit de hell down

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 

at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 

they canna stand

just coz it iz easturr

N they due knot wanna 

oh fend

de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee

could care lezz

coz de rabbitz out back

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off

de bass terd

chickn burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace

then therz like shell guts

ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noez what

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz

be like 

hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 

ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye

like when they eat

ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest

therz

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue

coz why in de sam hell

doez ANY ONE wanna eat this

be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

 a bass terd chckn BURD

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heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE BEE LATED EASTURR

🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

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DE ANZWER TA LAST WEEKZ "POST QUESTSHUN"

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE &

WEL COME TA TROUT TEE

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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THIZ WEEKZ POST BEE A SHORT ONE

AZ WE REE VEAL DE ANZWER

TA  LAST WEEKZ POST

 

BOUT WHO COULD GUEZZ 

WHAT DE POST

"REE FURRED"..... TWO

 

FOR THOZ WHO NOE TROUT TOWNE

DE "CLOO" WAZ IN THIZ LINE:

 

"how kewl iz thiz" !!
♥♥♥

 

AND DE FOTO THAT FOLLOWED  

 

 

FOR THOZ WHO GUEZZED

 

HAPPEE BEE LATED

APRILZ FOOLZ DAY

 

ewe wood bee rite  !!

 

 AND CONGA RATZ TWO

JACKIE

DE TOTAL LEE AWESUM MUM

OH ERIC... N TOONAZ BEST MATE ..FLYNN..

WHO GUEZZED FURST

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

 

WE WILL BEE BLOG LEZZ 

ON FRY DAY

MON DAY & TWOZ DAY

 

SEW PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

BEE SAFEZ IF YA TRAVELZ

FOR EASTURR

🐰🐇🐰🐇🐰

 

 

 

 

  

LETZ SEE WHO CAN GUEZZ THIZ POST ANZWER

 

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta trout tee

 

R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 

HOPE FULL LEE SOON 

 

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thiz weekz eppa soda

datez bak bout 5 ore sew
N we bee askin R reederz

 

if ther iz any one

 who can guezz what thiz post

"ree furz" two😸😸

 

at de time 

de big katoona

waz part oh thiz post

tho two day... eye... mackerull

will step in 

 

roll film ~~~~~~whirrrrrr

~~~~~~~~

 

 
  me mackerull
 N cuzin dai$y 

gotta tell ya bout de 
total lee awesum day 
we had a few ago 

we waz sew buzzed 
with eggz cite mint 
N happee nezz 
 we HAD ta share

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

de day started out like thiz:

5:13 am
 me mackerull

getted stuffed inta me carrier 

then we  drived over 

ta cuzin dai$yz houz 

& her getted stuffed 

inta her carrier 

then we waz placed upon 

de car bak seet 

& strapped in   

& this iz wear it getz GRATE
sew hang on ta yur seetz   

furst de food gurl 
startz ta sing N her sayz 
we should join a long 
sew we did 

pleez feel free ta join uz 
in R song 

{ if ya haz knot all reddy
quit reedin thiz post
ore if ya iz knot 
board ta teerz }

hit it 
♫♪ ♫♪♫♫♪

 
sew we drove N we drove 
N we drove N we drove 
N we drove
7000 milez mor ♫

N we wizzed past carz 

N big sem eyez
in de distanze  
we hurd thiz roar ♪

 de pole leese showed up 
N him yelled pull over 
eye had ya clocked at 
a hundred N four ♫

sew him rited a tickit 
N we waited in R carrierz 
N we waited 
N waited sum mor ♪

100 hourz later
we got to go 

then de food gurl 
stopped atta stor ♫

  we looked out de window
N wundered what de hellz
look what we saw bye de
de front door♪

 

 

N we waited N we waited
N we waited N waited 
for de food gurl 
ta come outta de store ♫

N when her did
her tozzed a sack in de car

  fulla cornz
  it landed
on de floor ♪

well we hit de road again
then de food gurl yelled
we made it heer bye four ♫

daiz N eye looked
out de window 
ta wear de food gurl 
had taken uz ♪

we seed chckn N chcknz ga lor ♫

how kewl iz thiz !!
♥♥♥

 

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
???????

letz see who guezzez furst ! 

 

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