Wednesday, December 1, 2021

DE YEER LEE BASS TERD BURD DAY REE RUN POST

 

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta 
 R palz coppee N paste 
who iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a due
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
N everee thing else
 they mezzed up
  

sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz


 sinz we iz ona 
tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 

that knot onlee doez 
de houz knead fume a gate inn 
coz it bee stinkin 
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  

ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de $#itz smellin 
cooked bass terd turkee azz


  we haz:

noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
 
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 

a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ


 
de
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 
they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee
 

that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee burd
 
itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 
 mixed with eggz
 
fried with an om letz
 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz 
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 
& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 
ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
 N everee thing elze 
they messed up
 
itz been ree fuzed 
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 
N due knot EVEN 
get uz started
bout de stuffin
 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered
az well 
ugh
 

N sure sum oh thiz 
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
 
© DECEMBER 1, 2021
All Rights Reserved
 

43 comments:

Zoolatry said...

Sorry about your "roo teen". Breathe deeply, with closed "noze" so's not to smell "da stinks of da fuzzed burd". Remember, in just 24z dayz you
gets to do it all over again! Happy?

Eastside Cats said...

Kitties, we didna visit with any relations; the pandemic numbers are too high!
At least, that was the excuse we gave...

My Mind's Eye said...

OMCs...All I can say is it is a good thing Dad of Angel Madi and are are good friends and spouses...and always have things to talk about (well me)
he listens cause he can't get a word in.
Hugs and lots of head rubs to all
Cecilia

Brian's Home Blog said...

Knocks at the door are always scary, even withouth that covid thing!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

A truly fair and accurate depiction of the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We are all glad it's over too...and will be happy to put Christmas behind us as well.

Kea said...

"coppee N paste" always are a welcome read! The thought of a house full of relatives in the era of COVID would be pretty scary, though!

The Florida Furkids said...

That's one big BURD!!!!

Marvelous Marv said...

You guys said it purrfectly! We was so glad it was just US for Canadian Thanksgiving! Our human brother hates basturd Turrkey as much as you guys so we had ROAST BEAST (and some real deaded shrimps) and the bestest thing, was on your American Thanksgiving Mom made SALMON CAKES! and she made some just our size and we each got one in our own dish while Alex and Mom and Cinnamon ate theirs. Purrfect! We hope you are back to your regular routine! We hope you have a marvellously Happy week!

Me said...

That was some heroic T-day consumption, or condumption as the typo read, or was that a Freudian slipper? Have a great bird-free weekend,
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

The Island Cats said...

It was just me and my peeps for Thanksgiving. And while they ate bass turd burd, I feasted on vishus deer. ~Ernie

Mickey's Musings said...

7884 pounds!!!!!? Yikes!
I'm surprised you survived :o
Hope it goes before Christmas because you know what happens then!!!
Purrs, Julie

pilch92 said...

I don't care if I ever see a turkey again. 19 pounds lasts a long time. XO

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Bleubeard is SO bummed because he LOVES turkey breast, but there was nary one in sight all week. There was a DUCK, which is even more gross than the turkey. Hope you get back to your routine soon. Of course, just when you do, Christmas will be here and you will be invaded again. I hope by now the turkey is gone, eaten or sent home with others who might actually like it. Send me home with mashed potatoes and Brussels sprouts, please.

Chuck Huss said...

I think we still have some of that turkey in the fridge.

Ivan from WMD said...

This is exactly why we don't allow turkey here!

Kitties Blue said...

Thank you for the laugh-out-loud story. I was having a really crappy day, and this so lifted my spirit. Sending lots of love and warm hugs, Janet

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Cats hunt birds, but when your parent buys a giant one, they don't give you any. We call unfair.

messymimi said...

This post makes me laugh every time.

May you have salmon and ham for Christmas!

meowmeowmans said...

Dang, that burd at your place was huge. You can use the remains as a door stop and prop for broken chair legs???

Pam and Teddy said...

Favorite post EVAH! My Mom admits she had sumathat dang basturd-bird stuff with the family BUTT it was just a taste....she concentrated on the other stuff like stuffing and associated items. She did NOT bring any burd home from the feeding frenzy. Mom and I thank you all for the giggle - it's a giggle well worth repeating!

Hugs, Ted O Nator and the Mom O Nator

Crafting Queen said...

To be fair kitties I do like eating bird, lol. Humand give me some chicken and I loved it. Chasing them in the garden is so much fun. Stay warm and safe.Purrs from Archer, Patch and Flower. x

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

This post always gives me a big smile. It reminds me of the first turkey I cooked for Christmas dinner. I swear it must have weighed 7884 pounds too. And that is why I have never liked turkey ever since!

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde. Aqui no Brasil não temos o costume de comemorar o Dia de Ação de Graças. Mais no natal comemos muitas aves.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Gobble Gobble! Oops...wrong time to show up...

C & P do a great job for us, sometimes, too, LOL!
The last of the noxious burd affair has left our building here...and the plate(s) holding it in presentation are all put away...now what to nosh on for Christmas??

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

You guys are so funny! Around here, bird dinners rule, but we shouldnt tell you that, should we?

Dma said...

yeah i often wonder who the genius was that figure out sticking bread up the turkey's butt produced a delicious side dish.

Catscue Cat Mom said...

That is a sad tail/tale kitties. Our bird is gone finally, thank goodness. Unlike you, we do enjoy a turkey once a year, but always forget to get a smaller one so that it doesn't last so darn long. Although the turkey enchiladas turned out pretty good this year.

Sandra Cox said...

Ah, thank goodness for tofurky:)

Darla M Sands said...

Awww... Don't you just love brightening someone's day? Best wishes!

CJ Kennedy said...

And Calli and Quill loved their first taste of burdz

John Bellen said...

Ha! I laughed especially at the uses to which the turkey was put. A fake goatee... I would've loved to have seen that...

Toffee said...

I dunno what all the fuss is about. What is this Thanksgiving you are all wittering on about? Maybe ought to mention I am from Britain so I'm trying not to care!!! Even so, God bless America. It is a truly wonderful country, even if it was a little misguided back in the day ha-ha-ha-ha!

Smudge said...

So effin' hilarious, and some of those uses for the leftover bazz terd burd are something else!

TimberLove said...

Hawwwooo! Too funny, play bows,

Nuk

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde meu querido amigo. Passando para desejar um bom início de semana.

Noodle Cat said...

You guys nailed Thanksgiving,
hilarious!
Have a wonderful Sunday,

Noodle and crew

Fr. Tom Fish said...

yeah, maybe those people shouldn't come back for Christmas. What an ordeal the poor trout talkin' tabbies had to go through! Don't let anybody else in for the rest of the holiday season. Peace on Earth, my paw..it's the time of year for nothing but ruckus! Meow!

Three Chatty Cats said...

No birds in this house for Thanksgiving. Just something called field roast that was super yummy!

Cathy Keisha said...

We still love this! Thank you copee and paste for reviving it once again. We had no relations and a precooked bass turd burd which we could only eat for three days cos it was precooked.

Sandra Cox said...

Chuck has been gone for many years, but he loved turkey. He'd practically paw-wrestle the HH for it.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

OH MY WORD! They say dogs are not just for Christmas, but for life, but nobody ever said anything about Turkey hanging around too! Holy giblets, I'm just off to find Mrs H and ask her to ditch the bird and roast me some mice!
Purrs
ERin

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

The only turkey I got is in my snackies...but I get chicks that I share with Grandpaw...MOL...Extra Pawkisses🐾😽💞