Wednesday, October 27, 2021

A REE RUN FRUM DE YEER 2018

 

A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz 
chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout 
be floatin in R headz🐟


Itz howl o ween nite 
N de door bellz ringin

 soundz like sum onez out side 
and they bee a singin ♫♪


we due knot haz candee 
we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound 
oh sum shufflin feetz
 
sum one iz now
poundin on de door
 
we yelled "shut de hellz up 
we canna take it noe mor"


de noiz dinna stop 
they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa 
ore  rain deer hoof 🦌🦌


we iz now gettin pizzed 
& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez 
N on de tree topz


we flung de door open 
we iz gettin reddy ta yell

"who due ewe think ewe iz 
N what de sam hell"
😾😾😾


and de WERST SITE EVER  
came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez 
coz we canna tell noe liez
 


 
ewe bass terdz

heerz two a
happee safe howl o ween
peace out N rock on
long live
jack N hiz lanturn 
🦇
 
© OCTOBER 27,  2021
All Rights Reserved
 


39 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

HORRORS!!!
I'm quaking in my boots!

My Mind's Eye said...

I have my eyes covered and I'm taking deep calming breaths.
Something this good needs repeating
Hugs Cecilia

Dma said...

make sure they are real birds and not just some punks dressed up in costumes.

The Florida Furkids said...

OH. MY. COD!!!!!! We think we would need intense therapy after that!!!

pilch92 said...

Yikes!! That is a scary site worse than an axe murdered. Have a Happy Halloween! XO

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Looks like just before they attack!

Luiz Gomes said...

A pesar do susto, as imagens são maravilhosas. Uma excelente tarde.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Love the spooky story, we're ready for the movie!

Catscue Cat Mom said...

MOL! What a pawsome and very scary Halloween story - you poor kitties!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

What a ghastly and ghostly surprise you got when you opened the door. You poor tabbies. At least your poetry was great and I am pretty sure the FSG will keep you from harm's way. However, that must have been quite a horrible scene. Hope THIS Halloween is much better and there are no basturd burds around.

Saku said...

Oh NOOOO....these darned burds were playing a Halloween trick on you guyz. We sure hope you dispatched them quickly. What a horrid thing for them to do.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no! The worst Halloween trick EVER!

CJ Kennedy said...

🎃

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

Oh dear dat are a lot o birds..no fanks ;) We hope ya'll has a much better trick or treat dis year!!

xoxo,
Matilda & Matt

The Island Cats said...

Yikes! I would be running for cover!! ~Ernie

Mickey's Musings said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a scary sight for sure!!!!
I am so happy you survived to tell the tale :0
Are you OK?!!!!!!!
Purrs, Julie

Sandra Cox said...

Oh, I loved this. So creative.

Ivan from WMD said...

::thud::

Marvelous Marv said...

!!!GASP!!! We are sending Angel Queen Nellie over there right now! As the Cat From Hell! She can fix anything!

meowmeowmans said...

::shudders:: That's nightmarish! Stupid basterd burdz!

Chuck Huss said...

How did you survive?

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

I would love to do that. Halloween is my least favorite holiday.

John Bellen said...

It's like you guys lived that scene from "The Birds" that you reviewed a while back. Not to be countenanced again!

Kea said...

Agghhh! Worst. Horror. Scene. Ever!

Happy Halloween! :-)

Pam and Teddy said...

That is everycat's nightmare.....EVIL BURDS - EVERYWHERE - talk about a Halloween (or anytime!) plague. EEEEK. The only GOOD thing to come out of this awful experience is this poem becuase it totaleeee ROCKS!

Halloween Hugs, Ted O Nator

Me said...

Those things again! Gaaagh!
Sending pointy claws and scary howlings your way-
xoxox, BIbi & Meep












Crafting Queen said...

Thankfully we don't get any pesky kids coming around. We don't like the fireworks though. Be safe and enjoy your treats. Purrs, Patch , Flower and Archer.

messymimi said...

Ugh, i hope they do not appear again. May your Halloween be peaceful and bird free.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

And we thought it was all the walnuts pummeling down on your roof like they were here...LOL!!!
But yikes Burds!!! The nerve!

Deb Barnes said...

Ha!! So talented with the ryhming! And darn those spooky birds! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Now THAT is one scary Halloween tale!

Kwee Cats and Art said...

Eeeeeeeek! We gonna go to our hidey spots just reading that story! You gots an in-fester-ation of Birds! That’s more like Horror Cat TV! :-D Hugs! You guys all have a great weekend.

Cathy Keisha said...

EEEEK! Shut the door! Shut the door! Darn burds everywhere.

Smudge said...

How dare they! Damn bass terdz...

The J-Cats said...

Now that is one scary sight!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

I once saw a flock of about a dozen turkey vultures in Panama once! Scary! Happy Halloween!

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Glad you ran the re-run, tabbies cuz I don't think we saw this the first time around or we forgot. Hope you had a happy Halloween! Ours was quiet. Just the way we like it! Meow!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Shall I come and catch those birdies, Tabbies, I'm not furreightned at all...*shivers* Hope you had a great Helloween👻🕯Extra Pawkisses for all of you🐾😽💞

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde. Obrigado pela visita e carinho. Desejo um mês de novembro com muita saúde e paz.