Wednesday, October 27, 2021

A REE RUN FRUM DE YEER 2018

A HOWL O WEEN SHANTEE

sew ther we all waz

chillaxin in R bedz

thoughtz oh trout

be floatin in R headz🐟

Itz howl o ween nite

N de door bellz ringin

soundz like sum onez out side
and they bee a singin ♫♪

we due knot haz candee

we due knot haz treetz

out side we heer de sound

oh sum shufflin feetz

sum one iz now

poundin on de door

we yelled "shut de hellz up

we canna take it noe mor"

de noiz dinna stop

they bee tozzin stuff on de roof

we noe itz knot santa

ore rain deer hoof 🦌🦌

we iz now gettin pizzed

& R gonna call de copz

we heer em mezzin in de bushez

N on de tree topz

we flung de door open

we iz gettin reddy ta yell

"who due ewe think ewe iz

N what de sam hell"

😾😾😾

and de WERST SITE EVER

came bee for R eyez

take a look for yur selvez

coz we canna tell noe liez

ewe bass terdz

heerz two a

happee safe howl o ween

peace out N rock on

long live

jack N hiz lanturn

🦇

© OCTOBER 27, 2021

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

FOLLOWZ UZ IF EWE DARE

WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROO TALEZ

OH HORRORZ

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

THAT OH CURRED

IN TROUT TOWNE

WHEN WE DEE SIDED TA TAKE

A WALK ON DE WILD SIDE

& KNOT JUST GO INTA DE GARAGEZ

A WERD OH CAUSHUN

THAT THIZ HOWL O WEEN STOREE

MITE... ORE MITE KNOT....

SCAREZ DE BE JEZUZ OUTTA YA

FRANK LEE WE DINNA NOE

THIZ KINDA DANGER

LURKED ROUND EVEREE KORNER

ON THIZ EYE LAND CALLED TROUT

IF EWE IZ REDDY

& FEEL UP TA SUM

FRITE

PLEEZ JOIN UZ

ON THIS HOWL O WEEN

TROUT TOWN TRAIL OH TERROR

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WE STARTED DOWN

"CLIPPERZ CANAL"

& SAW THIZ

YOW!!!!

LETZ GET DE HELL OUTTA HEER

WE RAN & TERNED LEFT ONTA

"CARRIERZ COURT"

& SEED THIZ

BEE JEZUZ !!

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

RUNNIN LIKE DE DEVILZ

WAZ ON R AZZEZ

WE HEADED NORTH TWO

"WASHED BED

WAY"

OH EM COD

NOEEEEEEEE

WE HY TAILED IT OUTTA THER

& HEADED FOR DE

SOUTH SIDE OH TOWNE

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

ONLEE TA SEE THIZ SENTREE GUARD

EWE BASS TERD

WHO HIRED EWE ANY WAY

WE HAD HAD ENUFF

IT WAZ TIME TA GET R SELVEZ HOME

PRON TOE

KNOT TA MENSHUN ALL THIZ

FRITE

GIVED UZ AN APPY TITE

😼😼😼

WE BUSTED THRU DE FRONT DOOR

HEADED TWO DE FOODZ BOWL

& LIKED TA HAZ PAZZED OUT

FRUM THIZ SITE

FRANK LEE BYE NOW

WE WAZ ALL SCARED

SHIRT LEZZ

{ WITH OUT DE "R" IN SHIRT }

WHEN SUDDEN LEE

FRUM DE PANTREE

WE HURD R DINNER CALLIN TA UZ....

"ewe whooooooo....tabbbbbeez"

AND THATZ WHEN

WE ALL PAZZED OUT

FRUM FRITE

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE

HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE SCARREE

HOWL O WEEN STORREEZ

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

© OCTOBER 20, 2021

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

A HOWL O WEEN MONTH MOOVEE REE VEEW

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WEL COME TWO R

HOWL OH WEEN MONTH

MOOVEE REE VEEW

👻👻👻👻👻

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TWO DAY WE WOOD LIKE TWO PREE SENT

TWO EWE

DE HORROR FLICK FRUM 1963

THAT WAZ

PRO DEUCED & DIRECTED BYE

MIZZTUR ALFRED HITCHCOCK

THIZ MOOVEE WAZ KINDA SORTA

BASED ON DE BOOK THAT

MIZ DAPHNE DU MAURIER RITED

BAK IN 1952

& IF YA NOEZ UZ TABBIEZ

EWE NOE WE MEEN NUN OTHER N

DE BIRDS

SEW LETZ GET RITE TWO DE REE VEEW

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HEERZ DE SEEN FRUM DE PLAY GROUND

LOOK CLOSE LEE

THEEZ BASS TERDZ R ON

DE PLAYGROUD EQUPIMENT THAT

3} BEE LONGZ TWO DE SKEWL

AND

Y} IZ MENT FOR KIDZ TA PLAY ON

THINK BOUT THIZ A MINIT

YUR A KID WAITIN FOR

DE LUNCH BRAKE BELL TA RING

YA GRAB YUR LUNCH BOX

HEAD OUT SIDE TWO DE

PIK A NIX TABLE

ONLEE TA SEE

967,024,183, 512 BASS TERD BURDZ

ON DE JUNGULL GYM

RAISIN 9000 KINDZ OH HELL & NOIZ

SEW... NOW... KNOT ONLEE IZ YUR LUNCH

A ROO END HOT AZZ MEZZ

BUT YA CANNA PLAY "ON" DE JUMGULL GYM

FOR FEER OH GRABBIN ON TA

💩💩💩💩💩💩

N THEY WUNDER WHY

KIDZ SKIP SKEWL

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE MOOVEE GRATEZ

© OCTOBER 13, 2021

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

R HEER ROE ♥♥ ST FRANCIS !!!

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WEL COME TWO A

RE RUN POST

FOR R TOTAL LEE AWESUM

SOOOPER

HEER ROE

ST FRANCIS !!

WHOOZ FEEST DAY WAZ

MONDAY

THIZ POST IZZA LONG ONE;

& INN CLOODZ SUM TRIVIA

BOUT DE DOOD

SEW HEERZ HOPIN YA HAZA WEE MINIT

TA REED UP BOUT SUM

ST FRANCIS FAX

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LETZ START !!

what city in de statez iz named after

St Francis ?

if ya guessed SAN FRANCISCO

ewe wood bee rite !

~~~~~~~~~~

manee moonz ago

de food servizz gurl

ta R long time

total lee awesum

catster pal Gleek

sended ta R food servizz gurl
thiz total lee AWESUM

medallionz

AND

this total lee awesum book

chex out thiz storee

then therz R veree own St Francis
who watchez over de

front yard N keepz uz safe

him bee longed ta de food gurlz
GRAM PA ♥

St Francis bee known
az de patron Saint oh animalz

& de enviroment

we hate ta think what him wood say

lookin at de sad azz state oh affairz
de earth
N all itz animalz iz in

rite now

like thiz St Francis Satyr butterfly
whooz endangered 😢

Lotz oh petz
go two church ta bee blessed

on de Feast o St Francis like R

total lee awesum palz

noelle & raz & reesie

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION

OH DE NATIVITY SCENE

ST FRANCIS SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE

BAK IN 1223

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN

IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ

SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

& THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE

WAZ SENDED TWO UZ

BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL

SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH

IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

anyway, we hope ewe N joyed
thiz post bout St Francis

never bee afraidz ta ask him for blessingz

himz all wayz willin ta listen

ST FRANCIS

WE LOVEZ EWE DOOD

♥♥♥♥♥

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live "total lee awesum"

{ we used thiz fraze

bout a million timez

heer !! }