Wednesday, December 8, 2021

HEADED TWO 20 ~~~~ 20 TWO

 WHITEFIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WEL COME TA TROUT
TEE VEE

THIZ WILL BEE DE LAST POST 
TIL DE NEW YEER 
 
COZ DE GURLZ GONNA BEE ON 
HIGH 8 UZZ FRUM WERK 
 
N THOZE WHO NOE UZ BEST 
NOE WE SNEEK ROUND BLOGLAND 
FRUM 
HER PLACE OH EMPLOY🙀

HAVIN SAID THAT 
WE SEND EACH OF EWE 
GREETINGZ FORA
 
VEREE MERREE CHRISTMAZ 
ANDA TOTAL LEE AWESUM 
NEW YEER

MAY DE NEW YEER 
BRING EWE ALL 
MUCH  HAPPEEZ, HEALTHEEZ
AND BLESSINGZ OH PLENTEE
 

 
N BEE FOR WE GO 
ME TOONA
 
WOOD LIKE TA GIVE THANX A MILLION
FOR SENDIN THIZ SOOOOOPER AWESUM 
EPIC LEE KEWL 
MEGA GRATE VOTIVE CANDULL 
 
 


 💙💚💛💜💖
 
ANDA MILLION THANX TWO
WHO DOE NATED 85 THOUZAND
DOLLARZ...
 
WELL, EWE NOE ME & MATH
 
WHO DOE NATED TA:
 
 IN ME HONOR 
 
85 THOUZAND THANX
 AUNTIE JACKIE & UNKLE IVOR
 
 
💙💚💛💜💖
 
HEERZ TWO A GRATE
WEEK OH END
 
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
 
LONG LIVE DE AWESUM NEZZ
OH FRIENDZ 
💙💚💛💜💝

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

DE YEER LEE BASS TERD BURD DAY REE RUN POST

 

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta 
 R palz coppee N paste 
who iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a due
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
N everee thing else
 they mezzed up
  

sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz


 sinz we iz ona 
tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 

that knot onlee doez 
de houz knead fume a gate inn 
coz it bee stinkin 
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  

ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de $#itz smellin 
cooked bass terd turkee azz


  we haz:

noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
 
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 

a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ


 
de
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 
they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee
 

that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee burd
 
itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 
 mixed with eggz
 
fried with an om letz
 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz 
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 
& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 
ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
 N everee thing elze 
they messed up
 
itz been ree fuzed 
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 
N due knot EVEN 
get uz started
bout de stuffin
 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered
az well 
ugh
 

N sure sum oh thiz 
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
 
© DECEMBER 1, 2021
All Rights Reserved
 

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

A POSTULL SERVIZZ POSTAGE POST

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ FRUM HIGH ABOVEZ
 
⛅⛅⛅⛅⛅⛅⛅
🐱
 
THIZ WEEKZ POST IZ ALL BOUT
POSTAGE 
AZ WELL AZ SAYIN THANX
 
EYE WANT TA SEND OUT 
MOR THANX FULLZ
 
TWO DE FOLLOWIN FRIENDZ 
WHO SENDED CARDZ
& THOUGHTZ ME WAY 
 
THAT DINNA MAKE 
DE POST LAST WEEK 
 
COZ DE POSTULL SERVIZZ 
DINNA POST DE PEECEZ 
IN DE POSTULL BOX 
IN TIME FOR ME POST
IN LAST WEEKZ POST
TIL LIKE RITE NOW 
 
SEW HEERZ A MILLION THANX TWO
DE FRIENDZ LISTED BEE LOW
 
💖💙💚💛💜
 
& AGAIN IN ALFA BITZ ORDER !!
 
FRUM ALANA, ROCKY & BACON 


FRUM R CATSTER FRIENDZ LAURA,
NEWMIE, WILBUR, & COCONUT SAM
 

FRUM JOHN & DE CATFATHER TUCKER B
 
 
FRUM KIMBERLY, DORI, AND HERMAN
 
 
IT IZ WITH MUCH THANX 
& GRATTA TOOD 
TWO EWE 
 
FOR REMEMBERIN
MEE 
 
TUNA OF MOON 
 
💖
 
 
 DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL 
N ME SENDZ LOVEZ
AND BLESSINGZ...
ALL WAYZ
💝💙💚💛💜


 
 



Thursday, November 18, 2021

THE MILLION PIECES "MEMORY PUZZLE" ♥


ON NOVEMBER 9TH 

MY HEART SHATTERED INTO 

A MILLION PIECES

💔💔💔💔💔


YET AS THE DAYS 
TURN INTO WEEKS 
AND THE WEEKS  
INTO MONTHS, THEN YEARS, 
 
WITH EACH PASSING MEMORY 
I HAVE OF TUNA,
 
I WILL PICK UP 
ONE THOSE MEMORIES
AND PUT THEM TOGETHER
 IN MY 
"MILLION PIECES MEMORY PUZZLE" 
 
KNOWING THAT 
WHEN I PICK UP THAT
FINAL "MEMORY PIECE"
AND SNAP IT INTO PLACE
 
THE PUZZLE WILL BE COMPLETE
AND I WILL BE STANDING 
NEXT TO TUNA
 
IN HEAVEN 
 
{ well, we hope we are
in heaven !! }

 
💝💝💝💝💝

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WE ARE THANKFUL THIS THURSDAY 
TO  DR CHOBOT, ANDREA, AND DANIELLE
 
WHO WILL NEVER SEE THIS BLOG 
BUT KNOW OF THAT 
SHATTERED HEART ~~~~
 
WE ARE THANKFUL TO KATHY P ~~~
 
WE ARE THANKFUL THIS THURSDAY 
A MILLION TIMES OVER 
 
TO EACH OF YOU 
WHO HAVE REACHED OUT 
VIA COMMENT, AND EMAIL, SENT CARDS 
AND TO THOSE WHO POSTED A TRIBUTE 
TO TUNA
ON THEIR OWN SITES  ~~~~
 
WE ARE THANKFUL TO
ALL OF OUR CATSTER FRIENDS WHO
LEFT WORD ON 
CALVIN & GLEEKS FACEBOOK PAGE  ~~~

💙💚💛💜💖

AND I AM THANKFUL TO YOU
"TOONA"
FOR ENRICHING MY LIFE 
A  MILLION FOLD


💙💚💛💜💖 

 & ME 
TOONA
 
 EYE AM THANX FUL
FOR ALL THEEZ GRAFIX & CARDZ

& LOOK  😺
THEY BEE IN
ALFA BITZ ORDER  !!
 

FROM ANN AND JUNEY CHOWDER

 
FROM OUR CATSTER FRIENDS
CALVIN AND LAURA
 
 
FROM CECILIA AND MADI


FROM ELLEN & SAMMY DE SHOP VAC
 
 
FROM JACKIE AND FLYNN

TUNA'S BESTIE 

 

A BEAUTIFUL JACQUIE LAWSON E CARD 

 {COPYRIGHT PROTECTED }
 

FROM NICKI,  DERRY, AND KIM

  
 

FROM PIPO, MINKO AND PETCRETARRY INGRID


FROM VICKY AND PADDY O MALLEY
 

 
TUNA AND I SEND OUR LOVE 
TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 
💖 BE BLESSED




Tuesday, November 9, 2021

DE RAIN UPON ME FURZ ♥♥♥

 WHEN EYE GETTED UP THIZ MORNIN 
EYE NEW THER WOOD BE A CHILLZ IN DE AIR 
BUT THEN AFTURR ALL FALL HAD SET ITZ SELF 
UPON TROUT TOWNE.  
 
DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL PICKED ME UP 
N CARRIED ME TWO DE BACK OH DE HOUZ 
& WE LOOKED OUT DE WINDOW FOR A REEL LEE LONG TIME  
 
EYE SAW DE HEDGEROW WEAR BARRIE 
WOOD MAKE HER WAY WITHA MOUZ 
ORE MAY BEE A RABBITZ; 
FOR HER WAZA FERAL GAL & HAD HER WEE KITTENZ 
UNDER DE PADDY OH DECK, TWO DOORZ DOWN 
& HER WOOD TAKEZ EM SUM FOODZ.  
 
EYE SAW DE WILLOW TREE THAT HAD BEEN PLANTED 
& RE PLANTED FRUM 4 DIFFRUNT HOUZ MOOVEZ 
& HIM WAZ STILL BIG N BUSHEE  
 
EYE SAW DE BURD BATHE THAT NEVER SETTED STRAIT 
NOE MATTER HOW MANEE TIMEZ DE GURL TRIED TA FIX IT

N THEN EYE FELT RAIN UPON ME FURZ, 
BUT EYE WAZ INN SIDE 
SEW EYE DINNA UNDERSTAND ♥♥♥♥

THEN WE WENTED TWO DE FRONT WINDOW 
N EYE LOOKED OUT N SAW 
DE HOUZ CROZZ DE STREET WEAR DE PUPS 
BENTLEY & FELIX & OSCAR LIVED, 
 
EYE SAW DE PATCHEZ WEAR DE FLOWERZ 
HAD BEEN TRIMMED BAK FOR FALLZ, 
EYE SAW DE HOOK WEAR DE WIND CHIMEZ HUNG 
THAT WOOD COME BAK OUT AGAIN IN DE SPRING, 
 
EYE SAW DE FIREZ DEPARTMENT PLAQUE 
THAT WAZ IN HONORZ OH DE FOOD GURLZ DAD, 
 
AND EYE SAW DE STAT CHOO OH ME HEE ROE 
ST FRANCIS 
WHO WATCHED OVER UZ MANEE A YEER

N EYE FELT RAIN UPON ME FURZ AGAIN 
BUT EYE DINNA UNDERSTAND ♥♥♥♥
 
& WHEN WE TERNED FRUM DE WINDOW 
EYE SAW MACKERULL, 
N HIM WAZ VEREE QUIET N HIM LOOKED.....SAD 

N EYE HURD DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL SAY TO ME 
 MANEE MANEE TIMEZ
 
I LOVE EWE TUNA ♥♥♥

THEN EYE WAS LOOKIN OUT DE WINDOW 
N SAW SPRING; 
DE TREEZ WAZ IN FULL BLOOM & FLOWERZ WAZ EVEREE WEAR, 
DE GRAZZ WAZ LUZH N GREEN, 
N EYE HURD BURDZ SINGIN 
& EYE COULD GO OUTSIDE 
N DE SUN FELT WARM UPON ME FURZ

THEN EYE SAW A MAN ONA PARK BENCH 
& HIM MOTIONED FOR ME TWO COME JOIN HIM.  
 
HE WAZ MY HEER ROE.....ST FRANCIS ! 
 
AND AZ HE STARTED TELLIN A STOREE, 
ONE BYE ONE, ME FRIENDZ GATHERED ROUND TA LISTEN.  
 
THEN EYE SAW ME FAMILEE GATHER ROUND; 
DE DAWGZ EYE HURD BOUT BUT NEVER MET, 
 
DE CUZINZ SAM, LITTLE JOE, JIGZ, PERKY, BONNIE, DOBIE
 
EYE SAW MY BIRTH BROTHER ALI, 
GRAM PAW DUDE, CUZIN BOOMER, ME SHELTER BROTHER SAUCE OH FISHBONE.  
 
THEN ONE CAT HOPPED UP ON DE BENCH 
& SAT NEXT TA ME 
 
HIM HADA TEAR IN HIZ EYE 
& HIM GIVED ME A HEAD BUTTZ...
 
IT WAZ ME BEST MATE...FLYNN

THEN EYE HURD ST FRANCIS SAY;
 
 " SO YOU SEE TUNA, THAT WASN'T REALLY RAIN
YOU FELT UPON YOUR FURS, 
 
IT WAS THE TEARS OF THE FOOD SERVICE GURL...
YOUR MOM."

AND THEN, EYE UNDERSTOOD  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥


I love you moon 
~~~~~~~~~~ mom ♥♥♥♥♥

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TWO R 2021 FALL TIME
A DISH UN OH:
 
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE
 
ITZ BEEN A WEE MINIT 
SINZ DE GAL O REEZ BEEN OPEN 
SEW WE HOPE EWE N JOYZ 
THIZ TOOR
 
AZ ALL WAYZ, LUNCH BRAKE WILL BEE SERVED
ROUND DE MID WAY POINT 
N TWO DAYZ MEN EWE
INN CLOODZ FLOUNDER FRIEZ AND PIEZ !!! YAY
 
A QUIK REE MINDER THAT ALL PEECEZ 
R FRA GEEL 
SEW PLEEZ STAY BEE HIND DE ROPEZ
 
NOW ON TWO DE 
2021 FALL TIME A DISH UN OH
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE
 
WE CALLZ THIZ FURST PEEZE
 
 SEALZ IZ DAMN TIRED 
OH PLAYIN DE HORNZ
& PUSHED IT OFF DE PEDIZSTALL
 

 WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
SEALZ IZ NOW A HAPPEE CAMPURR
CHILLAXIN ON ROCKY COAST LINE
 

 WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
SAILZ BOAT THAT HELPED SEALZ
GET TWO DE COAST
"A HOY MAY TEEZ "


WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
WHALE IZ HAPPEE TWO SEE
HIZ PAL SEALZ AGAIN


WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
WHALE LOOKZ LIKE A NOTE 
PLAYED ONA
ELECTRIX GUITARZ
 

 
WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
GOLDFIZH STOPZ BYE 
TWO HEER DE CONCERT


WE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEEZE
 
PIZZA PIE FOR EVEREE ONE 
AT DE CONCERT
HOLD DE MUZHROOMZ


AND LAST LEE WE CALLZ
THIZ PEEZE

PILEZ OF LUMBER
COZT IN 1987: 
$ 3.50

SAME PILE IN 2021
$ 355.00

IF EWE CAN FIND IT
 
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 
WE HOPE EWE ALL
N JOYED THIZ FALL TIME 
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE
ART GAL O REE TOOR
 
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK O END
 
PEACE OUT & ROCK ON
 
LONG LIVE 

MEWSIC ♫♪♫♫♪

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