white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a doo
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a doo
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spudz
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de 💩💩💩💩 $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll, on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they mezzed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
bout de stuffin
up itz butt…
tho it diz a peered
tho it diz a peered
az well
😾😾
N sure sum oh thiz
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de bass terd burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
but we guarunteez de bass terd burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
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36 comments:
Wow, your peeps sure do have a lot of uses for that leftover turkey!
I'm with you, Tabbies. Turkey sux though Ink was very fond of it.
Can't even give it away . . .
xoxox, Bibi & Meep
Oh dudes and dudettes, that was fun!
That was one big burd, and you kitties are hilarious!
You poor babies. Thankfully we don't have that problem over here. Hope you safe indoors. We are still going out and getting muddy paws to give the human something to do. lol Sending purrs from Patch and Flower. x
We are glad to not have any turkey bird problems here, and expect none and Christmas either. We agree with you about the whole thing.
We had a quiet Thanksgiving, with no visitors, and no fuss!
Just napping with kitties!
Hidey Ho our turkey day came and went quietly....just us. We had reservations to eat out but the restaurant called in Oct gave us the choice of take out. We where thrilled and so happy to be able to eat
in stretchy clothes. STOP LAUGHING. LOL
Oh I want to give you a heads up on Nature Friday...there MIGHT be a bird on it...just saying but it is so worth the read. Quite an wonderful experience we had here a Manor of Angel Madi!!
Hugs Cecilia
Boa tarde. Parabéns pela excelente matéria de qualidade.
I think the tabbies should join me in some tofurky:)
Years ago I had a soul kitty who loved turkey. It was a tossup to who loved it more, the HH or the kitty.
And that is the reason I don't like turkey either!
Thank cod we didn't have any of that going on at our house!!
Well now we know why burds are hated so much at your sea. They never ever flee lol
We just finished our bass turd burd today. Now we can look forward to the icky ham on Christmas. Have a nice rest of the week. XO
Get thee gone, old bird!
You have the most interesting Thanksgivings
That stupid burd always lasts too long - it can't possibly all be eaten. We did not have any bass turd turkey this year ... problem solved!
Much to Bleubeard's dislike, there was NO turkey at my house this year, just lots of veggies and healthy food. Bleubeard could eat a whole turkey breast if you let him, but Squiggles and I won this year and there wasn't even a feather in sight. Sorry you tabbies had to put up with the people who disrupted your routine. Here's to coppee and paste. And no more burd.
C & P didn't want it either?? Wowzers, must really have been some bass turd burd, indeed!
Glad you can all get back to some form of normal, whatever that might be these days...
Silly Thanksgiving tale! Dad especially enjoyed the "door stop & fake goatee" part!!
LOL bass terd turkee has been everywhere but I guess we can sigh in relief now that the holiday is over :-) I hope you can go back to your normal routine and schedule soon!
Have a great day, tabbies!
So many uses for that burd!!!!
The Florida Furkids
Whew, that's a LOT of turkey recipes! Unfortunately, it usually takes our house to clear of turkey scent about til Christmas time. Good luck with living with turkey essence everybody - MOL!
P.S. Y'all are so darn cute!
Sheesh! I have no idea why mum is laffin' but she is!!!
A pawsome post as usual(made mum laugh).
Guess you are safe from the "bird" until Christmas..... :/
Purrs, Julie
Ha ha. My critters enjoy visitors and the holidays about as much as yours do.
Hi troops!
It seems like the only place that the turkey was NOT used is the only place a turkey SHOULD be used: the litter box!
Stay strong and keep the windows open. The smell will air out soon.
My daughter and SIL, who like myself are vegetarians, bought a
bass terd turkee for the HH since we were coming in for Thanksgiving, then Philly got shutdown due to Covid. So the vegetarians are sitting with a bass terd turkee in their freezer:)
There is always too much turkey. Next year we should have duck, or order Chinese.
This year our humans had barely any left overs because they made plates for three other households. They are so happy they don't have left overs but 2 days after Thanksgiving, the dad wanted more turkey but there is none left. They are looking to get and cook more turkey even though it's not thanksgiving any more.
Emma and Buster
We cant stop laughing what a hoot Goatee MOL MOL That Bass Terd Burd will never live it down
Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Wes is rolling on the floor with laughing! Yous knows we has wild turkees in our backyard and Cinnamon chased them! And we don't has turkee at Christmas, we has roast beast! (and smoked slamons)
Purrs
Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Barb
You guys do have your tribulations! But I have to admit, I love the turkey. But at least with humans like me, guys, the turkewy wouldn't last long.
you think that's bad--here in Canada our Thanksgiving is a month earlier than yours and they are still eating turkey here!
Even if we're late, this still makes us laugh. Uh, why no, we don't want any leftover turkey azz.
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