Wednesday, December 9, 2020

HAPPEE HOLLY DAYZ TWO ALL ♥♥♥♥♥

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WEL COME TA DE LAST EPPA SODA 
OH TOONA TEE VEE 
FOR DE 2020 SEEZON 
 
AZ MOST OH EWE NOE 
 
DE FOOD GURL SITZ AT HER DESK 
AT HER PLACE OH EMPLOY 
 
PREE TENDIN TA ACT SHOO A LEE DUE WERK 
 
WHEN IN FACT HERZ SNEEKIN ROUND DE INTERNETZ 
LOOKIN AT BLOGGER & WORDPRESS & EMAIL 

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 
HERZ GONNA BE 
KNOT AT WERK 
 
FRUM FRYDAY THIZ.... TIL FRYDAY LATER 
 
SEW WE WON'T BEE POSTIN FORA WEE BIT

WE WANT TWO SAY WE HOPE EWE ALL HAZA

 

 MOST MERRY CHRISTMAS 

AND A HAPPEE ♥ HEALTHEE ♥ SAFE 
2021
 
 WE HOPE EACH OH EWE 
& YUR FAMILIES 
 
IZ BLESSED TEN THOUSAND 
TRILLION BAZILLION FOLD

WE LEEVE EWE WITH THIZ 
 
ITZ R 
ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE 
 
CHRISTMAS KIBBEL REN DISH UN
 

 

SEE EWE SOON

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
 
♥♥♥ LOVEZ FRUM ALL OH UZ ♥♥♥
TWO ALL OH EWE

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Wednesday, December 2, 2020

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE DONE & OVER !!

 

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a doo
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
mezzin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
N everee thing else
 they mezzed up
  

sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz


 sinz we iz ona 
tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 

that knot onlee doez 
de houz knead fume a gate inn 
coz it bee stinkin 
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  

ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

deπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© $#itz smellin 
cooked bass terd turkee azz


  we haz:

noe pie, noe spudz
knot even any beanz…
 
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 

a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ


 
de πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 
they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee
 

that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©
$#itz smellin 
bass terd turkee burd
 
itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 
 mixed with eggz
 
fried with an om letz
 inna cass o roll, on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz 
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 
& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 
ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
 N everee thing elze 
they mezzed up
 
itz been ree fuzed 
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 
N due knot EVEN 
get uz started
bout de stuffin
 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered
az well 
  😾😾
 

N sure sum oh thiz 
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de bass terd burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz


heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥

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