whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta toona tee vee starrin
de food servizz gurlz gram pawz
on her momz side noe joke
dawg
ONO
everee
octoburr we like ta kick bak
N watch sum howl o ween filmz
ore az
peepulz like ta call em
scaree mooveez
👻👻tho scaree ta uz iz de vacuum
masheen
knot sum thin ona dee veee dee
any way
two nite we wood like two ree view
de moovee: de omen
number ???
it doez knot matter
which one
ewe think we iz ree veewin
coz itz all a bout de
rottweilerz !!!
sew without further a due
heerz de furst oh R scaree moovee
ree veewz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
de omen
number ??
bak
in her yooth
like when her waz in her teenz
de food servizz gurlz gram
paw
hada rottweiler
whooz name waz ONO
him waz knot onlee feerce
{ ore sew de nayborz thought }
him waz solid
like concreet put a towel on
hiz bak
sew de young cuzinz could hold on ta hiz collar
N ride him round like a wee ponee
solid
coming in at a welter weight oh
175 poundz
one
day ONO dee sided ta kick a skunkz azz
when him came home frum de fite
de food servizz gurl and her gram paw
liked ta pazz out, bee coz ONO
stunk ta hell and bak 392 timez over
a quik trip ta de groceree storee
and 78 canz oh toe may toe jooze later
and ONO waz skunk fite free
afturr ONO waz soaked, bathed,
scrubbed and rinzed in mater jooze
de food gurl and her gram paw said ta each other
nice job✋✋✋✋✋
but then ONO took
off runnin
cross de yard, him jumped inta de pond,
getted out, rolled long
de muddee edge
coverd hiz self in looze grazz
pond water and mudz
and him
waza happee dawg
& ther ya haz it
R ree veew oh de moovee
de omen
number ???
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out & rock on
long live dirtee dawgz
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45 comments:
What a tale!
Goes to show why cats rule, and dogs drool...no cat would get all dirty like that!
Stinky dog tale is hilarious! thanks Tabbies for lightening our day-xoxo, Bibi & Meep
MOL long live dirtee dawgz!!! Great story.
The Florida Furkids
to the dawg's nose, perhaps the tomato juice smelled awful and he had to get it off.
We miss our dirty dogs here, they were sweeties. The captcha thing is driving me nuts, but it's a short trip. 5th try.
Dogs are messy boobs after all!! Us kitties are much more dainty except for Tyebe....she's part dog. mol
Shoko
Proof positive I was a cat in another life...I don't like my paws dirty and I don't like clothes dirty. Toto the mighty mini Dachshund would make a mad mach dach dash for the nastiest smells along the way during his walks. He was a brick shy of a load too never realized rolling in stink ended in a dreaded bath. Never encountered a skunk but I'm guessing Toto's in your face 'tude would have been more than the skunk would have wanted to deal with.
Hugs Cecilia
What is it about doggies, anyway, that they like stinkin' and being muddy? Tee hee he.
Hahaha dawgs love getting dirty! Ono sounds like a very happy dawg but it’s not a good idea to mess with skunks :-D
Niko agrees vacuum machine is the scary thing!
Have a great day xo
That was a funny tale. Sounds like Ono preferred to be dirty. When I was growing up I had a spaniel. She used to roll in everything stinky she could find. My mum used to say I had to bath her before she could come back indoors, so I did. Every time when I had finished she would run down the cinder path that led to the washing line and roll as if her life depended on it!
That was a good review. I always tell my hubby if I get sprayed by a skunk, just put me down. :) XO
Ono sounds a lot like Frodo--one of his faourite things to do is to actually roll around in the litter box to get the smell of litter (and sadly its contents) all over himself! No joke--sometimes he even walks around the house with a piece of poo stuck to his head that he acquired during a litter rolling episode!
The rotties scared the juice outta me 😱
MOL Now that was funny. Oh and scary. Can you 'magine wantin; to be so stinky and dirty? Eeeeeeeeew. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
There should be more Halloween movies with skunks because there is nothing scarier.
Our doggy cousins have had encounters of the skunky kind too, but none of us, thankfully...but MJF used to find the deer doo-doo and roll in that...YUCK!
MOL. We guess Ono preferred being muddy and grass-covered to smelling like tomato juice!
Tomato juice was just to get rid of the skunk-smell. Ono knew he had to get back the dog-smell, as well. A smart fellow. And hefty.
What a silly doggy. lol hope you kitties have a great week. Sadly Patch has not been well and had a vets visit. Keep well. x
That was one tall tail, Tuna. Thankfully the two dogs I owned in my life never crossed a skunk, but I bet they would have rolled around in the grass to get their dog smell back, too. Mine were both champions, so they would NOT have wanted a female to think they smelled like tomato juice.
FSG, you and your grandfather turned a stinky situation into a fun story. Hope you and the tabbies have a super Halloween, too. Perhaps we'll get one more tale before Halloween, too.
Yeah, a pity ONO had to learn that skunks violate several anti-chemical weapons treaties! At least tomato juice gets the job done.....
have a great week, troops!
What a story, MOL ! Cats would never get dirty like this ! Purrs
Oh no. All that work and the dog rolls in the mud. Sigh.
that's the best halloween story ever.
What a character Ono was, definitely a dog to the core!
Wow Ono sounds like he'd be an epic memfur of The B Team, all that brawn!!! Happy Purrsday guys! XOX
Boa noite. Parabéns pela matéria.
Dogs are pretty scary...and not all that bright!
Oh, dogs are a funny lot, and trying to keep them clean is a never ending job.
Doggies always smell like...hell...👻👻 Granny and I don't know this movie, Tabbies, but it must have been a smelly one...MOL😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend to all of you🐾😽💞
Mom bean thinks Ono was a purrfect name for a Rottie. They make her skeered too.
I love the name ONO:) Heh.
Put your feet up and have a wondrous weekend:)
xoxo
Ono sounds like he was one fun pup! Dirty, but fun!
He sounds like Ono one who was happy with that skunky but it all came out in the Joose
OH my stars! SKUNKED! HORRIBLE for everyone. Ewwww. Dai$y, message to ya...let's go, lady cat!
lol can't stay clean. That is the motto of most any dog. Blah to the skunk smell though.
lol can't stay clean. That is the motto of most any dog. Blah to the skunk smell though.
We had a Saint Bernard when I was very young. My sister and I would ride him like a horse and he would let us, although he was probably a bit annoyed.
Yikes!!!!!
The bath scene would be the scariest part of that movie as well as jumpin' in the pond!!!
I cannot imaging any cat going willingly into water!
That's just scary!!!!!
(Plus, we are smart enough to stay away from skinks ;) MOL!
Purrs, Julie
I hope I never run into a skunk cuz I donna like tomato juice. Tomato sauce wit da parmeshan cheeze is so good!!! - Tom xx
Oh dear, not fun. No sirree, not fun at all.
That sounds furry scary indeed!
So do you have catnip baggies made up for the kitties that come Trick r Treating?:)
Oh my those nasty skunks can really wreak havoc.
Now that fight must have been something to see, and smell, MOL
I never knew tomato juice could be so effective against skunks; presumably it must act a bit like garlic??? ;)
Purrs
ERin
PS Mrs H says on no account am I allowed to try this on our local tramp!
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