ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE HOLL DAY EE DISH UNZ

white fish wavez everee one

N welcome ta 
knot toona tee vee

 de food servizz gurlz 

on vacationz 
az oh 18 hundred 
two nite

sew we canna sneek 
round de web 

bee coz herz knot werkin 

tho if ya haz vizited 

in de past 74 dayz 

we haz knot even been

abe bull ta sneek round 

WHILE her izz

werkin

but enuff crap ona stix

we callz thiz post

itz all in de mindz eye 
holly day ee dish unz 
N it goez out two

all R palz

we callz thiz gal o ree collectionz

Christmas Eve trout towne stylez

de stockinz waz peed 

in de litter box with care 

in de hopez that saintz sturgeonz 

soon wood bee ther

 we callz thiz peece 

ringin in de new yeer 

trout town stylez

 we hope each N everee one oh ewe

haza veree merree Christmas 

anda most happee healthee blessed 

2019

R palz iz de BEST 

& we lovez ewe all ~

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

TWO WEEKZ LATER N DE BASS TERD BURDZ STILL HEER

 

 whitefish wavez everee one

N thanx for stoppin

bye 

de bad bad 

BAD 

vizaturr catz iz bak with nother

re run bass terd

burd day post 

N thiz one bee for   
  popz, TW & R gorgeouz gal pal CK

we callz thiz post

  part 63 

in de seer reez bout

why de holly dayz sux 

for uz catz heer in trout towne

sew with thanx onze again

two  R palz copee & paste

letz take a look at

why we iz glad

that bass terd burd day  iz GONE "

hit it:

bass terd burd day iz gone 

az well az de ree layshun    

that bee in de houz     
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing elze

 they mezzed up

 

sew long peepulz

N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz

but ther bee NOE left overz left
eggz cept

de caca smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee carcazz…
~~~~

noe pie, noe spudz

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out   
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ
  de caca smellin 

bass terd turkee carcazz
 iz STILL in de houz

5168 hourz later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
in de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing elze 

they mezzed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de caca smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been fresh outta de oven 
snacked on   
  in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggz
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll

on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakez

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   
wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day    
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
mezzin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they mezzed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

ugh
  N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

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heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

de FSG's place oh employz
still a hot damn mezz

pleez eggz cuze R 
lack oh vizitz
♥♥