Thursday, September 14, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE CODD MOTHER 
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


LAST TIME ON DE CODD MOTHER


capo tuna: lemme call 
annie barbieri 
N tell her ta organize de sit down 

N call pretzel boy 
N askz him to start 
werkin on dizguizez



faaaaaa...... de damn fonez 
ben bugged



cat father: clip that bass terd

N we will eat him for dinner


 two nite on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkee saga

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ring ring
♫♪



capo tuna: hello annie b ?
itz capo T

can ewe a range 
a sit down 
pron toe


annie b: yes,
and what is that crunching 
is the line bugged


capo tuna:  yes....
but we iz eatin it
we will knead seeting for 
all oh R 2,895,823,0273
ree crootz


annie b: on it



ring ring
♫♪

hello !! pretzel boy heer


capo tuna: how fast can ya get 
2,895,820,273 
diz guizes reddy dood


pretzel boy:  18 minutes
and is this line bugged


capo tuna: yez
but we iz eatin it
see ya ina few



22 minits later at a 
undizclosed locayshunz


codd mother: I would like to 
thank you all 2,895,820,273
of you

for getting here 
in 22 minutes

we have turned on the 
cloaking devise so
we can't be seen overhead
while we are in the stadium


this would not have been possible 
without the help of 
annie barberi 
my thanks to you annie b


the time has come

we are going to the mattresses 
with that bass terd 
the gobbler 


 and yes that's
one crap ass rendering
the artist did

if everyone can please 
refer to page 835
of the handouts 
I prepared

you will see the gobbler 
continues his recruiting efforts 

this bass terd calls himself

the lawn crew




if that's the case
why is the grass

KNEE HIGH

we will not be fooled


the road from this point 
is going to be difficult 
and fraught with danger 

that is why we have asked 
pretzel boy to.....



capo tuna: lunch brake

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
hedge trimmurrz




46 comments:

Cat Lover said...

Goodness, Gobbler better watch out with all of you on the job!
Have a great weekend too!
Robin

Eastside Cats said...

Oh geez! I'm sitting on the edge of my seat...then LUNCH BREAK?!? Faaaa!

Anonymous said...

Wait...what?...No! I want to know what happens! *augh* This is really good! ❤

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I can't believe you took a lunch break just when things were getting interesting. How could you do this to us? At least you got rid of the bug in the phone. Can't wait to see what the gobbler's henchman of the week, the lawn crew, throws your way. You sure know how to keep us on the edge of our seats!

Marg said...

Uh Oh, Gobbler better what it's tail feathers. Sounds like such a great adventure. You all have one great day.

Marg said...

Better watch your tail feathers. Sorry.

Kea said...

What, what?! What have you asked Pretzel Boy to do? :-O

CJ Kennedy said...

A cliffhanger! How could you? Can't wait for the next installment. Have a good week.

Anonymous said...

Dear Codd Father,
Thank you for calling me! My phone was bugged too! But it had 8 (or was that ate) legs and it was tasty and crunchie but the legs got stuck in my throat!
purrs
Marv

Pat Hatt said...

The lawn crew better watch his back. The crap ass rendering may be spot on. Crappy burds lol

Crafting Queen said...

Getting exciting but not liking the bug. You kitties have a great weekend. purrs Skipper

My Mind's Eye said...

De bug made mom squeal like a 5 year old. Guess what this weekend at our Natural Science museum they are having Bug Fest. OMCs creepy crawlies galore. And we heard some bugs will be deep friend for tasting. NO THIS CAT...
Hugs madi your bfff

Deziz World said...

OMC Dat's dat pawful monkey grass dat mommy hates so much. It ain't even good fur munchin'. Let us at dat there duck and we'll be happy to take him out. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I think you got the Gobbler outnumbered by at least 3.1415926538979323 to one!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

OMC!! This is going to become a feathery mess, I think.
Duck down, Turkey feathers, and who knows who else he had in his tom-turkey-troop.

Me said...

Tabbies, you never cease to amaze, be totally amazing! Your own cloaking device--wow! Even Capt. Kirk didn't have one of those. Now I'm edge of seat at attention awaiting the next installmint - Purrs, Meep

Brian's Home Blog said...

A bug and a duck will keep you busy!

stellaroselong said...

bahahahhahahahahah we always laugh at your stories....amazing...stella rose

The Menagerie Mom said...

Oh no, bugged phones AND that pesky lawn crew? You guys never get a break!

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! Something doesn't add up? What happened to the 3,000 recruits that you needed seating for but not disguises? Did the Gobbler get them? Are we gonna have to rescue them? I'm packing heat and ready to hunt TURKEY!

pilch92 said...

Such a great bunch of recruits to all arrive when needed. Did the bug taste good? Have a nice weekend! XO

Annie Bear said...

Best. Day. Ever! Capo T, I loved organizing that sit down. Also, thanks for sharing that bug. He wasn't very tasty but he was crunchy. I can't wait to see what Pretzel Boy is going to do!

Mickey's Musings said...

WOW! We are hanging on the edge of our seats!
Those bass terd birds's days are numbered.
Let the fun begin!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Sandra Cox said...

Another cliffhanging saga, especially when you're going to the mattresses with the bass terd gobbler.

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Recruits numbers 8,405 and 8,406 reporting for duty! Let's get that basturd turkey and his recroot!

Tamago said...

Good job, pretzel boy! And it's impressive all those recroots got there in 22 minutes. I'm sure they read all the pages of the handout :-)
Gosh that lawn crew looks quite suspicious. I look forward to reading more after lunch break!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Page 835?!? And I thought COLLEGE was bad! On the one hand, I can't help but AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW at the Cat Father, but I also know being adorable is a pretty effective cover ;) Underestimate him at your own peril!

Colehaus Cats said...

The lawn crew! MOL! Mow 'em down, we say!

Valentine said...

That gobbler won't stay in business very long if that's the kind of lawn work he does! I can't wait to see you take him & his lot down one feather at a time! Mew Mew!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Lawn Crew! Back off you cotten picken duck brain! That Turkee is Toast I say with Butter!
Tim T

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

What is pretzel boy going to do?????? You can't have lunch break now. As Tuna would say, faaaaaaaaaaa!

The Whiskeratti said...

Whatever you need, we're totally there! You can count on us. Right after lunch. And our nap.

John Bellen said...

Even with the cloaking device, that's a lot of recruits to fit into a stadium... And the Lawn Crew does about the same kind of work as some of the humans I've seen around here, so he may be on to something.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Here's Binky fear the paw granono.. let me help you with the lawn ...and eat the crew after....just bug me... Crunchy Pawkisses while we wait :D <3

Smudge said...

Lawn crew, huh? Ha ha!!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Hey- we could use the help of that lawn crew over here! Though we know we are not supposed to be consorting with the enemy!

Sandra Cox said...

Eating the bug. Ha!
Food SG, Have an evening filled with sweet breezes and no chores:)
Tabbies, May those butterflies be just out of reach and the bugs within terminating distance.

Gigi said...

::left front paw on green and yellow pattern, nudging Daisy's, and making little sighing sounds::

Sandra Cox said...

You may need to fire the yard crew and hire a goat:) Ha.
Enjoy the rest of your week:) Hope both the FSG and the tabbies' days are filled with sparkle.

The Daily Pip said...

The phone bugged and the lawn crew ....bahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha. This is way better than the reality shows my poor assistant watches on TV

Ivan from WMD said...

Lunch break??? Thank Cod it's almost Thursday again!

P.S. Thanks from my mom for the b-day wishes! She learned the other day at early voting that at least the county clerk thinks she's 100 years older than she already is. We think only the Codd Mother can count that high!

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Enjoy your lunch break, the lawn crew looks like trouble if you ask us.

BeadedTail said...

Yeah, okay, that bug scared the beejeebers out of our mommy. Thank Cod you're recruiting kitties because moms can be wimps if their lines are bugged. Just sayin.

Herman and Dori said...

I'm so envy-us. Your phone is bugged and it looks dang crunchee. Also pleez send that lawn crew to my house. It's fweakin hot and Dad is grumbly about pushing the lawn muncher around.

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, dang. You got bugged and that lawn crew looks like trouble, for sure!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh NO! That lunch break is soooo badly timed, just when I wanted to get to the good bit about how we gets them birds and whether they do a spicy chicken flavour! Ho hum, I suppose I'll just have to settle with debugging this here phone... spider anyone????
ERin