Thursday, May 25, 2017

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta fish a fied 
post 73954.6170

de bass terd turkeez saga 
will contin ewe next week
az we R neerin de finish 
oh round two 
in R ree crootin
=^..^=

if ewe wood like ta bee a ree croot 
pleez leeve uz a 
wee note  ♫
in de commint box bee low

noe eggz peer eeunze 
kneaded
itz all just for fun

now on with two dayz post 
which iz bee in brought
two ewe frum R 

second ever 
trout towne sponsor:

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

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whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ~~~


ever come home 
frum a hard dayz werk 
N wonder
why yur catz mood 
iz just az bad az yurz


may bee heez been chewin on 
sum  
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever looked at yur cat 
N thinked ta yur self
he lookz like he
wantz ta kill me


may bee he just ate sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever speek two yur cat 
N him ternz a way 
N ya think

eye bet heez az upset 
bout dee down jonez
indust ree ullz az mee


may bee he just finished off 
a bowl oh 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

sum timez wunder 
if yur cat wantz ta say 
get that damn camera 
outta me face


itz prob ablee coz
he just snacked on sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever think ewe 
can beat yur cat 
ina stare down contest


knot if heez just consoomed 
sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

ever wunder if 
yur cat speeked werdz 

if him would cuzz ewe 
frum heer two pluto N bak


he wood 
if him just eated sum 
CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CRANKEE ASS CAT CHOW
de chow that reel lee
N troo lee
ternz yur catz mood 
inta a crap ass one

heerz two a happee 
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on 

long live 
crap ass moodz
😈😈😈😈😈😈


Thursday, May 18, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA



DE CODD MOTHER
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~~~

capo tuna: feer knot codd mother
eye haz been in contact 
all a long with


 N eye haz started
seekin

"ree crootz"

eye can tell ewe  thiz much

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

two nite on 
de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

flynn N eye go way bak
like 44 yeerz in cat 
N eye trust him
with me life 

we bee az blood botherz
 N wood go two 
any lengthz for one another
even 3775 milez

de averellano brotherz 
eric N flynn 

R well known crozz
de european nayshunz 
for ther fencin skillz 

N a bill a tee 
ta stay 4 stepz a head 
oh de fedz 


 bee for eric leeved 
for assign mint 

him teeched flynn 
sum trix oh de trade 
& in noe time 

flynn climbed two de top 
oh de un corporatez ladder 
& him haz stayed ther 
ever sinz




 flynn bee known aza
master fencer in hiz trade
codd mother

meenin 

him noe longer haz 
ta deel with street thugz

under de add vize 
oh consigliere boomer ♥♥
eye haz asked 
varee uz famileez 
two look out for uz  

boomer agreez with me 
we feel de bass terd ta chino 
R gettin reddy   
ta make a moove

R ree crootz iz

{  knot in order
on purpoze }


Speedy 'The Rabbit' Venditti
CK Kittee Genevese
Casey & Barney & de Purraveese Family
Pipiano Da Beepio & Minkinio Da Stinkavese
Annie Barbieri frum California
Pierrot "da Pie" Francisci frum Philly
Katie Isabelloni frum de Southurn Terra Torreez

Percy; Marcus & de entire Candalabrini Familee
Sammy the Shop Vac Pilchiano
Connor Barbovese frum de eastern shorez 
Orlin de Rhyming assassin & Cassie miss Priss Hattassini
Cooper Murphy & Lily O Bitty Olivia & De entire Kitties Bluoni familee
Brian “ the hat” DeBossio oh de Carolina Treatiosio Family
Teddy Babyface Gingovini

Madi Cinder Clancy frum why omin 
Dezi & Raena La Bellesoni frum de south
 George Yooper frum de northern landz
penisula

N on assign mint
in de far far northern regionz 
Eric Averellano
Sammy de Bacon Ater
along with de 
tabbasini familee
of  ~~~~~~

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫
{door bellz a ringin }

heerz two a happee 
healthee week o end

peace out N rock on
long live de power
oh palz

Thursday, May 11, 2017

HAPPEE MOMZ DAY TWO EWE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two 
a purr sun ull

rited bye me
tuna of moon 

 for me mom
for momz day 

and signed bye
me
tuna of moon 
=^..^=

this sum kinda day 
in de month oh may 
in de yeer 2017

 ~~~  what eye did for
mom   ~~~

hit it

eye helped with 
de grazz
de lawn werk

eye helped 
fite de paper towelz
wash windowz


eye 
dee stroyed a box 
took out de ree cyclin


eye keeped her frum
fallin inta de kitchin sink
bye layin 
RITE IN HARMZ WAY


eye flushed afturr uzin it




happee momz day two
all momz out ther

and momz ~~~~
due sum thin nice
for yur kidz  
selvez two day

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live momz
everee wear
♥♥♥♥♥

Thursday, May 4, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA


two nitez eppa sode
iz dedicated two
we lovez ewe dood
all wayz
♥♥♥ 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DE CODD MOTHER 
DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA 


last time on 

DE CODD MOTHER

de bass terd turkee saga
~~~~~
NO SHAKEDOWNZ FRUM EWE 

OMERTÀ 
will ewe due az asked

if knot
ewe R dead two uz


loan shark


 eye

~~~~~~~~~
two nite on
DE CODD MOTHER
 
de bass terd turkee saga ~~~  

loan shark: 
eye will get ewe 
N yur familee for thiz
capo tuna 

wait until 
de GOBBLER
lurnz oh yur planz

N de FEDZ two
~~~~~~~~~

5 minits and 37 seconds later
bak across town 

codd mother: how did your meeting
go with the loan 
capo tuna ?

will he cooperate as he intended

capo tuna: eye feer he will knot
codd mother

az eye waz leevin hiz houz 
eye hurd him mutterin 
under hiz breath

eye onlee caught de werdz

GOBBLER and FEDZ

codd mother: he no longer fears 
what we have on him then

we must act and quickly

I shall contact the BUTCHER
immediately and tell him to 

clean the loans clock




that shylock IS dead to us

however we have another problem
possibly more pressing

our "G's" are not liquid 
at the moment

as you well know
we thought that 
bass terd shark
was going to come 
through for us 

before 

going to the mattresses 
with

the tacchino basstardo 
and the GOBBLER

capo tuna: feer knot codd mother
eye haz been in contact 
all a long
with

FLYNN 
"DE FENCE" 
AVERELLANO 



N eye haz started 

seekin
"ree crootz"

eye can tell ewe 
thiz much 
that

~~~~~~~~
and now a word 
from our sponsorz

heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
suzpenze 
N best friendz