white fish waves everee one
N welcome ta part 12
oh R week lee 63 part seer eez
a bee itchin fish a fied post
bout why de holly dayz sux
for uz catz in de land oh trout
=^..^=
N az promized frum last
weekz non centz
we iz postin ona wednezday
coz two morrow iz
de day we HATE DE MOST
even mor sew N goin two
de eeeeeeeevil place
with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz
coppee N paste
who iz heer ta help uz re post
R bass terd burd day post
bout why de holly dayz sux
for uz catz in de land oh trout
=^..^=
N az promized frum last
weekz non centz
we iz postin ona wednezday
coz two morrow iz
de day we HATE DE MOST
even mor sew N goin two
de eeeeeeeevil place
with thiz bee in said
letz welcome R palz
coppee N paste
R bass terd burd day post
frum yeerz past
take it a way coppee N paste
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sum pilgrimz got
ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee
troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for
de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies.. mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a way
they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~
it bee that time
oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap
we wood rather eat a shoo
give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz
noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up.. de.. turkeez.. buttz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
may yur travelz bee safe
yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed
hope everee one haza
hope everee one haza
grate week oh end
peace out N rock on...
peace out N rock on...
long live de pizza .......
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
49 comments:
Bawahhahahahahhahaha ...psst if you kitties don't want the turkey, I will be glad to take it off your paws. Happy Turkey Day!
:-D I'm with you kitties. I long for the day of my Grandma's Thanksgiving. I'm Italian so the meal started with a chicken soup with L'escarole and pupetini (little meatballs), then antepasto, Pasta, usually her homemade pasta, eggplant parmagiana. She did put out a turkey, but no one ate it. We were waiting for her bow cookies (deep fried and drizzled with honey), anisette cookies, pizzelles (waffle cookies). I tried to get Himself to go for something other than turkey, but no go. Turkey sux. Glad it's only once a year.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgivin to yu all! Have a non-burd kinda day!
We won't be stuffing any stuffing near us. Blah, thinking of butt stuffing makes our ocd fuss.
Hooray for Copee N Paste! I like reading this pome every year and it makes me laugh.
Eeew! Who would want to eat stuffing when it comes from the place where the sun don't shine.
We don't celebrate Thanksgiving but the bass turd burd is usually eaten at Christmas. Thankfully my humans don't like it and have roast beast instead.
You kitties have such a way with words. You should write a History book, it would be much more interesting than the ones in schools now. Have a nice Thanksgiving! I would prefer pizza to turkey. XO
Trout Towne Tabbies, you'll be happy to know that NO bass terd burd will be eaten at our vegan household! Chuck and Angel will get their usual venison, and The 'O' Cats will have tuna! Ha! Happy Thanksgiving Day to you all, and I am thankful to have found your excellent blog!
MOL...always having a good laugh when we're here, Tabbies. Your poem is so funny and that burd...well, forget about the burd and come on over, we don't have burd...nor Thanksgiving in this Country, but we are thankful to have you around :) We also want to thank you for your Birthday Wishes for Granny. They really made her day! Double Pawkiss for a wonderful day :) <3
We are very thankful to be your friends and have you for our friend....
Hugs and ham for every one Madi your bfff
Turkey's butt...now I can never eat stuffed turkey. Hahaha :-) I hope you can get through the most aweful holiday without facing the bustard burd, and instead get lots of pork roast and samichez!
Happy Thanksgiving, Tabbies!
That explains a lot! Happy Thanksgiving dear friends!
Happy Thanksgiving you all! Forget the bird, we're not fond of turkey either. May you have lots of fish and lots of ham! :-)
Actually, you should love Thanksgiving cos all them basturd turkey burds get slaughtered. What can be better then dead burd, right? Happy Burdless Thanksgiving to you and yours.
PS: Pop can't wait till next week!
ha ha - we always love your poems. Talk about making us laugh!. You never let us down.
We are thankful for you guys!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving...
Noodle and crew
Ya' don't have to have bird fur Fanksgivin' ya' know. Ya'll could have a lobster or crab or somethin' like dat. Lots of peeps have other foods. Y When mommy was growin' up they offen had brisket or ham. Happy Fanksgivin' to all of you.
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Pawsome as usual and we like Coppee N Paste too :)
Have a great and Happy Thanksgiving!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Happy Thanksgiving, friends!
Happy Thanksgiving! We're grateful for friends like you!
Happy Thanksgiving. What an unusual poem. But very appropriate. Expresses your bird sentiments to a t. We don't suppose you'll be having ham instead of trout?
Well, our mom nearly fell off the chair reading that one, kids! You are too funny! Happy Thanksgiving!
Love the poem. Have a happy Thanksgiving and try to enjoy the Turkey.
You guys will be happy to hear that there will be no bass terd burd in our house this Thanksgiving. The peeps are going somewhere else to have dinner.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
And a happy Thanksgiving to all in Troute Town.
Happy Thanksgiving, Tabbies! Sorry about the human failings in the bass terd burd department! At least it's dead! MOL xx
We don't like turkey anytime and Thanksgiving seems to make it worse as it lingers on like forever.
Happy Thanksgiving dear friends... and oh my cat!!!!!!! It's our book on your page!! Thank you for sharing - it looks so cute up there! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey/Makin' Biscuits gang!
We hope you don't see any feathers just fins for your celebrations!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Annabelle, Boo, Ping, Jinx, Angels Abby & Gracie
Thanks for your for good thoughts about the fires. We are out of danger but the smoke is still in the air from other fires. Been a crazy few weeks. Happy Thanksgiving friends.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you! We know you aren't into burd-type holidays, but we hope it's a pawesome day for you and your family.
We're thankful to be your furriends ! Happy Thanksgiving ! Purrs
We am thankful dat you am our friends too and thanks fur your purrz fur Katie Mom being sick and stuffs... Fishy be goods fur Thanksgiving. you coulds haz fishies.
-Katie Kitty too who likes fishies.
We are sure thankful we found our way to Trout Towne, because you kitties make us laff so much. Your Thanksgiving poem is purrfect.
Sasha, Sami & Saku
Pee Ess: mom bean says that for our turkey day she did cook a pork roast instead. Guess she was thinking of you :)
Once again, mes is ROF LOL
Yous all is in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth, contentment, and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.
Kisses
Nellie
OMC! Turkey buttz! MOL!
We are so grateful for you, dear Trout Towne friends. Thank you for making us laugh and smile, for espousing the evels of basturd burdz, and for just being you. Happy Thanksgiving!
As much as I love the turkey, guys, your poem made me laugh - though I know it was meant as a complaint on your part. I hope the American Thanksgiving Day passed well for everyone there, human and cats, and that everyone ate plenty of what they liked. And I do love pork roast, too.
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. Mummy said thank you, we are both doing better now. I am still not eating lots but I am a bit better. Have a great weekend. Purrs Skipper
Tabbies, dudes and Miss Dai$y, here's hoping mew all had the bestest thanksgiving in the cosmos and NO BURDS!!! Purrs Basil & Co xox
You guys are such poets!! Happy Thanksgiving!
Belated T'day wishes and fishes. That is one big burd!! We're dealing with far too much on our plate but grateful for good friends xoxo
We're late in wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving but we hope you had a wonderful day! Now we want pizza!
Oh I'm super late here !
* giggle * your poem is funny & cute !
Have a pawsome week
xox
I hope that you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I know you aren't much for "the bird", but I'm sure there were plenty of other edible options. :)
LOL. Loved it:)
Hope it was a grand day.
Bwhahahahaa! Dat is da funniest sayin I ever herd. (Dat's me da Beau Beau from da udder werld...). You are great. Thanks for stopping by to our bloggie. We can unnerstand yoo. :-)
I really liked you poem!!! Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving!
Casey
We misses youz guyz so much. Xoxoxoxox
OLLIE
They stopped in the New World 'cause someone had to pee? I NEVER KNEW!!! And to think, had they had some litterboxes on board, North America might have never been found. MOUSES!
Purrs,
Seville
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