Thursday, September 22, 2016

A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTY; BYE BOOMER OH BLACK BEERD

whitefish waves everee one 
N welcome two a bee lated
pie ratz day septemburr sing a long

for this weekz fish a fied post 
boomer o black beerd 
de feercest cat on de isle o trout 
will sing hiz way
inta yur hartz & soulz
witha shanty 
=^..^=

sew kick bak...
grab a cup oh grog...
N sing a long 
♫♪♫♫♫♫♪♪♪


                   a blak spot upon yur sole 
ya bass terd chckn burd
ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd
little did ya noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz
scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurvezz in yur brainz
eye shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone
N bee watchin ewe ye bass terd 
shoot a cross de lawn
eye haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ya two de mooned
N ther ye stay ye bass terd chcnk 
yez ye bee marooned
dead men they tell noe talez 
N thiz inn cloodz bass terd burd
tis davey jones locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd
 now eye think eye shall take a caulk 
coz eyez done with me song
two all me pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de shanty

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

tuna ta boomer:
dood...uh...yur beerd lookz like a thong

boomer ta tuna:
dood...it iz, eye couldna grow
a beerd fast enuff 
:) ♥♥ 

pee ezz
for smoke N joe cam pane nooze
chex out:



smoke & joe head quarterz 
de furst ladeezz houz 
nooze at nelliez 

   




38 comments:

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Ahoy there Boomer o' Black Thong, I mean Beard! Tis I, Barnacle Breath Flynn and this be the first year I haven't sailed the Seven Seas. Me trusty ship the Ginger Furball were not so trusty this year, so I be looking for someone to sail with. Permission to come aboard, Cap'n! I'll join ye in sending the scurvy bass terd burdz to Davy Jones locker.

pilch92 said...

Boomer, you are a fierce pirate. You sure don't like burds .
Where is the rest of your crew- getting drunk on grog?
Have a nice weekend! XO

Marg said...

Boomer, your black beard, thong, looks good to us. You make a mighty good pirate. You all have a great day.

Zoe said...

Oh, whut a luvly lil ballad.

Bol!

Anonymous said...

Okay, your posts are always entertaining, but this one probably tops them all. We love your pirate song! What's his name, Johnny Depp, has NOTHING on you, Boomer!

Eastside Cats said...

Oh yeah, gotta start with a mug o' grog! Nicely done, pirate cats!

The Florida Furkids said...

Ye be pawsome pirates....even with the thong!!!

The Florida Furkids

Brian's Home Blog said...

I have a feeling the bounty won't escape you Boomer!

Pat Hatt said...

Those burds better not fly the seas with you sailing in the breeze. A fine shanty indeed.

Tamago said...

Wow, Boomer, you make such a pawsome pirate!
Your black thong beard is fun-tastic :-)

My Mind's Eye said...

MOLMOLMOL a thong beard. That is hilarious...Boomer at least Tuna didn't say it looked like peepee in the litter box!!
Hugs madi your bfff

Kitties Blue said...

Blimey, That is a creative eye patch! We be liken' your pirate tune. Our mom is a doofus. She did not include her poem when she lit that candle for Swizzle. She just included her photo and where she is waiting for her forever home. We are going to have to chastise her or, at the very least, hurl in her shoe. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Deziz World said...

Well now ya' make a pawsumly handsum pirate there. And we guess you told those birds what fur. MOL Here's to a pawsum weekend.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

My Mind's Eye said...

RE: your comment on our blog
Welllllllllllll I would say you have eyes like a hawk...but I fear you would not take that as a compliment. MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL
Hugs madi your bfff

Cats of wildcat woods said...

A belated pirate day to ye!

Sandra Cox said...

Woo Hoo, Boomer!

Robin said...

That is a great pirate song, Boomer! I think that you did a good job with the beard. Afterall, how often do kitties have to grow a beard? It was an unusual circumstance. :) You make a purrrrfect pirate.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL!

Mickey's Musings said...

MOL!
That was a pawsome ditty!
No burds are likely to come near yer fine pirate ship!
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You make one precious pirate!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

What a great shanty! And a cute pirate!

Mariodacat said...

OMG - you guys are so funny and very poetic. Love your pirate talk - you are so good at it too.

John Bellen said...

Good Heavens, that is one tough pirate's song. I wouldn't want to get on the windward side of you, Boomer.

Cathy Keisha said...

Kill 'em once for me too! After all they shat upon my shirt. Did I mention this is my favorite pirate post that year?

Colehaus Cats said...

MOL, Boomer! You made our Mom laugh in her coffee!

Ivan from WMD said...

Ha ha ha ha!!

Sandra Cox said...

Have a great weekend, tabbies, and food girl.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Aw, we love your pirate disguise. :)

meowmeowmans said...

Thong or beard, you make a mighty fierce pirate, Boomer. You sure told those stoopid burdz a thing or two!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

No burds better not be twitching at your thong, um...we mean beard...cause den dey be good as deaded...and your galleon be swift to be rid if your crow's nest too...Argghhh! Maybe it be a ratsest instead, Bwa-ha-ha! Yo-ho-ho an a bottle o'rum!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Oops we 'ad too much glog swill..we meant rats nest...

Sandra Cox said...

I would have never recognized Boomer behind the beard and the patch:)

Anonymous said...

Ye be lookin' extraordinary jolly wit' th' beard 'n th' patch, Boomer. No bird dares to come broadside ye...I be sure 'o that...MOL :D Pawkisses for a jolly day :) <3

A Tonl said...

Arrrrrr mateys, we be LATER 'n' a Plank Walker for this Day, we see! (we have NO idea what that meant)

Noodle Cat said...

Yo ho, ho and a bottle of...
well something nummy anyway!
Have a terrific Tuesday...

Noodle and crew

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Man does Boomer look great in a beard! Amarula is in love! hairballsandhissyfits.com

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I was WONDERIN' what that beard reminded me of and then you mentioned a thong and I thought, "That's it!" as I was rollin' around on the floor, laughin' and laughin' AND LAUGHIN'!

Purrs,
Seville

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

I was WONDERIN' what that beard reminded me of and then you mentioned a thong and I thought, "That's it!" as I was rollin' around on the floor, laughin' and laughin' AND LAUGHIN'!

Purrs,
Seville