UNCHART URRED TERRA TORREE

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA 

EYE AM CALLIN 

UNCHART URRED TERRA TORREE

SEW THER EYE WAS CHILLAXIN

BYE ME 

"SCRATCHIN POZT" 

WHEN IT OH CURRED TA ME

THER MITE BEE

 UNCHART URRED 

CLOTH 

THAT KNEADZ A TEN SHUN

SEW EYE DIGGED UNDER

A BIT

TAKED A LOOK N SURE ENUFF

THER WAZ CLOTH

THAT WAZ CALLIN ME NAME

EYE TOLL DE GURL 

TA FLIP DE LOVEZ SEET

UP SIDE DOWN

 SEW EYE COULD HAZA GO

AT IT

HER FIRM LEE REE PLIED

NOE

HER DEE SERVED ME

LOOK OH DEVIL RED EYE CAT

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

RED DEVILZ EYEZ

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DE NAYBORZ OH TROUT

 

  WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE 

EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN 

therz a new dood in towne

~~~~~~~~~

SEW THER EYE WAZ WIZHIN

FOR SUM EGGZ CITE MINT

COZ DE LAND OH TROUT GETZ

BORIN SUM TIMEZ

WHEN SUD DEN LEE

DE GURL YELLZ

MACKERULL

COME SEE DE NEW DOOD IN

TOWNE

 OH EM COD

COULD IT BE

THERZ A 

BLOO GIL 

THAT EYE SEE

~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~

SEW EYE GAVE

 HIM 

A SMELLZ

THEN EYE HEER

DE 

LUNCH BRAKE 

BELLZ

~~~~~~~~~~

HAY LETZ GO CHEX OUT

ME OUT DOOR GRILL

BET YUR TAZTEE

YEA, EWE

BLOO GIL

~~~~~~~~

THEN DE GURL TELLZ ME

HEEZ KNOT REEL

EYE SAID 

THEN WHY BRING IT

HOME

IF ITZ KNOT 

A MEEL

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

PLAZTIC WRAP 

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PIE RATZ DAY 2026

 white fizh wavez everee one

& wel come two a trout tee vee

re run oh 

a re run 

oh a re run

thatz a reeeee run ~~~

N starrin two nite 

R palz

COPPEE & PASTE

who a greed to coppee N paste

R pie rantz day shantee

onze again for de 19, 294 th time

HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫

 

 

                            a blak spot upon yur sole 

ye bass terd chckn burd

ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd

 

little did ye noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz

scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurveez in yur brainz

 

we shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone

  bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn

 

we haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ye two de mooned

N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned

 

dead men they tell noe talez 
  thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd

tis davey jonez locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd

 

now we think we shall take a caulk 
coz we iz done with R song

two all ewe R pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

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heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de shantee

😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

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